Rumor SlyPokerDog arrested for indecent exposure

[HailBlazers]

April Fools?

 

[Orion Bailey]

 

[Boob-No-More]

A dog licking his balls in public is every bit as natural as a woman breast feeding her baby. Fight this injustice and stand up for Dog Rights!

BNM

 

[BBert]

Why do dogs lick their crotch?
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BECAUSE THEY CAN!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Send me bail! $50 from each of you should about cover it.

 

[riverman]

A dog licking his balls in public is every bit as natural as a woman breast feeding her baby. Fight this injustice and stand up for Dog Rights!

BNM

Things men wish they could do for 50 Alex!

 

[riverman]

Send me bail! $50 from each of you should about cover it.

We're waiting until the neutering thing is finished

 

[SlyPokerDog]

We're waiting until the neutering thing is finished

Then you better send $75.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

I kid you not, I received the following email (title) today. It wouldn't mean anything, but on April Fool's Day, it really made me smile. It's about how some students will need to miss class for an event in another class:
Student Participation - ANS 317 Applied Animal Reproduction

Hey, maybe Sly is in the class....

 

[Eastoff]

We all knew it was just a matter of time before this happened.

 

[Natebishop3]

For some people, the naked bike ride is one night a year.

For Sly, the naked bike ride is his regular commute.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Turns out he was just holding a lipstick near his crotch. Charges dropped.

 

[Natebishop3]

Turns out he was just holding a lipstick near his crotch. Charges dropped.

I heard it was a Crayon.

 

[oldmangrouch]

For some people, the naked bike ride is one night a year.

For Sly, the naked bike ride is his regular commute.

The naked bike ride may be once a year....but chasing cars naked is a daily event!

 

[BlazerWookee]

I heard it was a Crayon.

BGG said it was pink.

 

[oldmangrouch]

BGG said it was pink.

Ahh....but are we talking "Nathan Lane's blushing cheeks" pink, or "Kathy Bate's rugose nipples" pink? Under the Patriot Act it makes a difference!

 

[BlazerWookee]

Ahh....but are we talking "Nathan Lane's blushing cheeks" pink, or "Kathy Bate's rugose nipples" pink? Under the Patriot Act it makes a difference!

More like "Sterling-Archer's-ping-pong-paddle-marks-on-a-stewardess's-ass-cheeks" pink...

 

[oldmangrouch]

More like "Sterling-Archer's-ping-pong-paddle-marks-on-a-stewardess's-ass-cheeks" pink...

One of my personal favorites!

 

[BlazerWookee]

One of my personal favorites!

My new favorite line: "And I'm sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom."

 

[Sedatedfork]