Politics Slypokerdog, the next career ruined

[rasheedfan2005]

As most of you know it's adopt a pet week and your local petsmart. Guess who was seen eyeballing the puppies? That's right, SPD! When questioned about his intentions he claimed to "just want to play" but he was later seen with his nose in a puppies ass! I hope it smelled like lollypops you sick fuck!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm suing!

 

[Chris Craig]

With every thing coming out I feel I have the courage to finally share this. I was sexually assaulted by sly. He humped my leg a few years back at the suite game, then again in both skybox games. Your going down mutt

 

[donkiez]

With every thing coming out I feel I have the courage to finally share this. I was sexually assaulted by sly. He humped my leg a few years back at the suite game, then again in both skybox games. Your going down mutt

I am following your brave lead and disclosing that SPD played with my balls, he says he was just looking for the squeaky noise but I still enjoyed it.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

With every thing coming out I feel I have the courage to finally share this. I was sexually assaulted by sly. He humped my leg a few years back at the suite game, then again in both skybox games. Your going down mutt

No, he is your going down mutt.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Not a grammar Nazi but in this case....

 

[Mote]

The moment Slypokerdog realized he had been caught trying to lure the young ones with cupcakes.

 

[riverman]

proof....

 

[Chris Craig]

proof....
View attachment 16974

Is there a pee video too

 

[Chris Craig]

I am following your brave lead and disclosing that SPD played with my balls, he says he was just looking for the squeaky noise but I still enjoyed it.

Peanut butter?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I'm suing all of you!

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm suing all of you!

You ain't getting shit

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You ain't getting shit

You're already buying me a jack and coke next time I go to Vegas, keep it up and it will be 2.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

You're already buying me a jack and coke next time I go to Vegas, keep it up and it will be 2.

Come on down, best place on Earth.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh, except Lake Tahoe. Wish I'd been there in my teens or 20s, I'd live there now.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[theprunetang]

https://bluerockpublicradio.com/ano...accusing-tom-hanks-of-being-nice-f4eec3485206

 

[stampedehero]

I'm suing!

Sly response ::::::

 

[stampedehero]

Legal Tackle

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

SPD grabbed my pussy.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

SPD grabbed my pussy.

I was trying to find a funny picture to reply to this with and found this. Holy shit

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.c...entenced-for-sickening-cat-killing-spree/amp/

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Legal Tackle

He had the ball, it was more of a stiffarm

 

[Further]

I was trying to find a funny picture to reply to this with and found this. Holy shit

https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.c...entenced-for-sickening-cat-killing-spree/amp/

Hopefully we got to this cat fucker in time because in he wasn't caught I can't imagine that it would not have resulted in him becoming a serial killer.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hopefully we got to this cat fucker in time because in he wasn't caught I can't imagine that it would not have resulted in him becoming a serial killer.

Obviously. Problem is that he'll get out

 

[Further]

Obviously. Problem is that he'll get out

He could be aided by intense therapy or maybe not, I don't know enough about this type of thing. But hopefully, he is young enough and with enough resources behind him, we aren't going to end up with a killer on our hand. But, if he ends up getting shanked in the showers I'm not getting teary eyed.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

If pet smart wasnt a gun free zone i would have neutered him. Life is hard being a law abiding citizen.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Sedatedfork]

Personal foul. Roughing the Passer by driving her into the ground.

 

[Chris Craig]

Legal Tackle

But, he had the ball