Funny smashed my mother @Q#$# phone

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Always waxing my wife's damn black focus. Pulled the car into the garage tonight and had to reinstall her rear cargo cover under the hatchback. Set my damn phone on the roof as I habitually do on my unwaxed yellow minion car and while the hatch was open it slid into it and got crushed between the roof and hatch when I closed it. @#@#$%@!@%$R@#@#$%@#$%@#$^@#$^@#$^

That's what I get for waxing that fucking car all the time. Slippery sonbitch.

Won't be hearing shit from me tomorrow. Won't even be able to read all you crazy weirdos talking about the eclipse. Oh well, should get my new phone Tuesday sometime. Peace out bitches.

 

[theprunetang]

Always waxing my wife's damn black focus. Pulled the car into the garage tonight and had to reinstall her rear cargo cover under the hatchback. Set my damn phone on the roof as I habitually do on my unwaxed yellow minion car and while the hatch was open it slid into it and got crushed between the roof and hatch when I closed it. @#@#$%@!@%$R@#@#$%@#$%@#$^@#$^@#$^

That's what I get for waxing that fucking car all the time. Slippery sonbitch.

Won't be hearing shit from me tomorrow. Won't even be able to read all you crazy weirdos talking about the eclipse. Oh well, should get my new phone Tuesday sometime. Peace out bitches.

I like girls that get their focus waxed.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I like girls that get their focus waxed.

I like girls that focus on their wax

 

[Orion Bailey]

Always waxing my wife's damn black focus. Pulled the car into the garage tonight and had to reinstall her rear cargo cover under the hatchback. Set my damn phone on the roof as I habitually do on my unwaxed yellow minion car and while the hatch was open it slid into it and got crushed between the roof and hatch when I closed it. @#@#$%@!@%$R@#@#$%@#$%@#$^@#$^@#$^

That's what I get for waxing that fucking car all the time. Slippery sonbitch.

Won't be hearing shit from me tomorrow. Won't even be able to read all you crazy weirdos talking about the eclipse. Oh well, should get my new phone Tuesday sometime. Peace out bitches.

Suck. we will start a bunch of rabble for ya to return to

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm back for a short time. What I miss?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Well. The end of the world.. and then it came back again.
People are still in recovery.

 

[santeesioux]

I like girls that get their focus waxed.

I like it all natural, aw yeah.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Why did @bodyman5000 and 1 smash his mother's phone?

 

[riverman]

Why did @bodyman5000 and 1 smash his mother's phone?

first cousin is his mother?

 

[riverman]

I first read it as bodyman waxes wife's back, she says, "Damn! Focus!"

 

[theprunetang]

I just read the first 3 words "smashed my mother" and was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!".

 

[BonesJones]

I just read the first 3 words "smashed my mother" and was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!".

Smashed his mother and fucked his phone.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

I just read the first 3 words "smashed my mother" and was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!".

That's how I read it too. Then I thought, 'Damn, I know all you guys are close and good friends and all but that seems like an over share.'