Snake bites model's breast, dies from silicone poisoning

[SlyPokerDog]

A large snake which bit a famous model's surgically enhanced breast has died from what is being reported as silicone poisoning.
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Busty Israeli model Orit Fox was posing with the boa constrictor during a photoshoot in Tel Aviv when it suddenly turned on her. The snake latched on to her left breast just as she was about to alluringly lick its head.

A handler who was nearby the model rushed to her aid and was able to pry the snake from her breast.

Fox was rushed to Hillel Yaffe Hospital in Hadera, northwest of Jerusalem, but later released after a tetanus shot and a few hours of observation.

However days later Spanish media Telecinco reported that the creature had died of silicone poisoning.

Video of the bizarre incident has garnered nearly a quarter of a million hits on YouTube.

Video is semi not safe for work so I will post the link to it instead of embedding it in the post.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Da Hatta Da TITTY! lmao

 

[Shooter]

Good. I'm sick of models posing with snakes. Maybe this will end this ridiculous practice.

 

[jlprk]

The snake thought he was about to be eaten.

Or, it might have been a heterosexual female snake. The snake says, look, my agent told you, I don't go there.

Anyway, I learned something. I will immediately stop biting boobs. Well, next week I will.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Now we know why the serpent told Eve not to eat her apples.

 

[Shooter]

Now we know why the serpent told Eve not to eat her apples.

Uh, Eve definitely didn't have silicone in her breasts.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Uh, Eve definitely didn't have silicone in her breasts.

Link?

 

[andalusian]

The snake thought he was about to be eaten.

This is what happens when the liberal government sends a snake to school and teaches it to read. Sure, it could read "Orit Fox", and Fox eats Snake. This is all good. But what we need is the schools to teach the snakes to think. Not just the mechanics of reading!

 

[julius]

Uh, Eve definitely didn't have silicone in her breasts.

I went to school with an Eve, who might not have had silicone in her breasts, but she sure has the finest breasts in our school. Hole. e. Shit.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Don't ask, don't tell.

 

[Shooter]

I went to school with an Eve, who might not have had silicone in her breasts, but she sure has the finest breasts in our school. Hole. e. Shit.

Picture, please.

 

[speeds]

As it turns out this is misreporting, the snake didn't die. It was a joke by the author in the original article that went over the heads of editors for several papers that reported the snake dying.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Good. I'm sick of models posing with snakes. Maybe this will end this ridiculous practice.

 

[Shooter]

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer in your avatar?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Is that Jeffrey Dahmer in your avatar?

no, i believe he was dead when avatar was being filmed, they did use alot of cgi though, so not sure

 

[Shooter]

no, i believe he was dead when avatar was being filmed, they did use alot of cgi though, so not sure

You're apparently not sure about a lot of things . . .

Congratulations on the avatar, though. Dahmer is a great role model for you!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Congratulations on the avatar, though. Dahmer is a great role model for you!

as is yours for you!

 

[jlprk]

Congratulations on the avatar, though. Dahmer is a great role model for you!

Could be worse. Someone could hold a gun to his head and make him use a red devilish Whitsitt picture.

Speaking of yours, didn't Moses bring down a commandment about no graven images of Mohammed or sexy women cavorting on the beach? I know it was something like that.

 

[julius]

Picture, please.

the only pictures I would've had of her was when she was in HS, and thus, hidden away in my secret collection.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

the only pictures I would've had of her was when she was in HS, and thus, hidden away in my secret collection.

 

[maxiep]

This story didn't make sense to me because the model was treated and released. If the snake had ingested silicone, it would have indicated that the snake punctured the sac, which would have resulted in silicone leaking into the breast, which would have necesitated sac removal. No such procedure was done.

 

[barfo]

This story didn't make sense to me because the model was treated and released. If the snake had ingested silicone, it would have indicated that the snake punctured the sac, which would have resulted in silicone leaking into the breast, which would have necesitated sac removal. No such procedure was done.

I think the silicone poisoning part was humor?

barfo

 

[Master Shake]

LOL