SNL opening...

[riverman]

Trump has had his fair share of insults on appearance towards him

you mean like fat, spoiled, bad haired, bad tempered, self centered, disgusting, power sick asshole? yeah, I agree...he's had his fair share..

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

I just finished watching the show, and noticed at the end that Leslie Jones was wearing a Flounders uniform.

Cancel the show!

Cliff notes

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I recognize this arguing form. I haven't experienced it since I was in the 5th grade.

FAIL

 

[riverman]

How old is the girl that trump raped? Allegedly.

She was 13

 

[3RA1N1AC]

What a coincidence.

 

[magnifier661]

How old is the girl that trump raped? Allegedly.

That alleged rape case was closed. The accuser dropped the case.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

what have you got against Lassie?

If Timmy is dumb enough to fall into a well, let him drown.

 

[magnifier661]

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/donald-trump-rape-lawsuit-dropped-230770

Woman suing Trump over alleged teen rape drops suit, again

A woman who accused Donald Trump of raping her two decades ago when she was a 13-year-old aspiring teen model has again dropped a federal lawsuit over the alleged assaults.

The accuser, identified in the lawsuit by the pseudonym "Jane Doe," was expected to appear at a news conference in Los Angeles Wednesday, but that appearance was abruptly canceled.

I used the failed "politico" so the safe spacers will at least read it.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

That was pretty lame.

 

[blue32]

That alleged rape case was closed. The accuser dropped the case.

And she admitted it was fake.

 

[blue32]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/alec-baldwin-memorable-rants-altercations/story?id=19566165#

 

[MARIS61]

SNL died in the 80's.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[3RA1N1AC]

That alleged rape case was closed. The accuser dropped the case.

So same as Kobe?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So same as Kobe?

And Bill Clinton.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

He's basically Roman Polanski.

 

[magnifier661]

So same as Kobe?

No. the accuser didn't get a settlement and eventually admitted it was untrue. FAIL

 

[MickZagger]

This isn't about SNL or Alec Baldwin. Its about how much of a pussy Trump is. If he can't take being criticized by SNL, (which every President has) I'm wondering the mental stability of this guy.

If you can't handle the heat why did you ever step foot in the kitchen?

 

[barfo]

This isn't about SNL or Alec Baldwin. Its about how much of a pussy Trump is. If he can't take being criticized by SNL, (which every President has) I'm wondering the mental stability of this guy.

If you can't handle the heat why did you ever step foot in the kitchen?

He doesn't understand or expect criticism. He thinks everyone is like Mags.

barfo

 

[MarAzul]

I'm wondering the mental stability of this guy

Yep! Indeed.