Notice So I uhhh, I have some sort of voodoo powers

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It's been 20 minutes. Still nothing. More updates soon.

barfo

You're not on the list I tell you.

 

[barfo]

I flossed, and there was nothing unusual stuck between my teeth.

Now we'll see if the urination goes as planned. Stay tuned.

barfo

 

[rasheedfan2005]

It was some new age pop country shit. I love Johnny Cash and even some other country. Why the fuck they need to merge Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran or Kenrick Lamar with country is beyond me.

I accept that

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Happened again yesterday. Unfortunately I didn't have my phone with me or I'd have got it on video.

Outside washing the car and hear a dirt bike started up down the street. Wasn't sure if it was in my actual neighborhood or the one across from it. Anyway, I hear this loud piece of shit revving while they warm it up.

Think to myself "I hope you crash that piece of shit if you ride it in the neighborhood"

30 seconds later I see a guy get on it and start to take off up the hill and he does a wheelie and crashes the fuck out of it.

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU DUDE.

 

[MarAzul]

Happened again yesterday. Unfortunately I didn't have my phone with me or I'd have got it on video.

Outside washing the car and hear a dirt bike started up down the street. Wasn't sure if it was in my actual neighborhood or the one across from it. Anyway, I hear this loud piece of shit revving while they warm it up.

Think to myself "I hope you crash that piece of shit if you ride it in the neighborhood"

30 seconds later I see a guy get on it and start to take off up the hill and he does a wheelie and crashes the fuck out of it.

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU DUDE.

Oh! Those are Highlights!

 

[MARIS61]

Aim high. The pope.

barfo

Too easy.

 

[MARIS61]

Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary has happened to me. I will keep you all updated as this situation continues.

barfo

To be fair, you’re a pirate.

If something out of the ordinary happened to you, would you even realize it?

 

[Chris Craig]

It was some new age pop country shit. I love Johnny Cash and even some other country. Why the fuck they need to merge Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran or Kenrick Lamar with country is beyond me.

1.) Johnny Cash is the shit

2.) This merging of genres could be some new age wave of collaborative music....trying to find the new sound...or be ecclectic, but it feels very desperate. They don't make music like they used too.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I can supply you with live chickens and rum.

 

[Sedatedfork]

@bodyman5000 and 1 please don’t hex me

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

@bodyman5000 and 1 please don’t hex me

My paypal is......oh wait don't have one.

I'll get back at you