Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Teaser

[SlyPokerDog]

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[SlyPokerDog]

I am officially teased.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[BrianFromWA]

Man, I'm a LotR hater because of the perversions that Jackson's doing to the story, but I've never come across fanboys as dickish as the commenters on these trailers. I liked this rebuttal to them:

"You can't say the movie sucks based on 88 seconds because the movie isn't made yet. JJ Abrams doesn't know what it looks like yet. He's a month into post-production."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

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[SlyPokerDog]

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[BrianFromWA]

In before someone "Keeps Portland Weird" by decrying the use of public funds and policemens' time on Star Wars and Basketball.

 

[HailBlazers]

Rabble Rabble Rabble

 

[BBert]

OK BGD.

 

[Sean.ivity]

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Awesome!

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Anyone else pop a chub?

 

[BrianFromWA]

Anyone else pop a chub?

No. Though I love hearing that initial trumpet high-C.

 

[Natebishop3]

Ok, so I'm not really a Star Wars nut. I really enjoyed the movies as a kid, but I'm confused about the timeline in this film. It's going to have a bunch of the old stars in it, right? If it's old Han Solo, old Luke Skywakler, etc, why are there still Storm Troopers?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Wormholes yo, do you even science?

 

[santeesioux]

 

[magnifier661]

Nice!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I bet Lillard is part Jedi.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I bet Lillard is part Jedi.

Why? Because he forces shots?

Hey-O!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That opening shot with the perfect misdirection "oh hey look an x-wing, wait what's a mountain doing in the backgHOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT!!!"

 

[magnifier661]

That opening shot with the perfect misdirection "oh hey look an x-wing, wait what's a mountain doing in the backgHOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT!!!"

Yeah the star destroyer crashed was epic!

I'm curious who is leading things right now? Also, who's the evil Sith?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

My hope is that the rebellion ended up like a failed insurrection, and the empire remains, but in a weakened, chaotic state... a grand civil war like The Romance of the 7 Kingdoms or something.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

Me right now

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

After seeing this trailer it makes me think... If I don't get to see a good live action dragon Ball z movie before I die, what was this life all about?

 

[noknobs]

Fuck... yes...

This was still a teaser, can't wait for the 1st actual full-length trailer.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Does the black guy have Asthma?

 

[magnifier661]

Does the black guy have Asthma?

No, he's allergic to Asian cheese

 

[Denny Crane]

 

[Cryptkeeper]

I can't wait.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Ok, so I'm not really a Star Wars nut. I really enjoyed the movies as a kid, but I'm confused about the timeline in this film. It's going to have a bunch of the old stars in it, right? If it's old Han Solo, old Luke Skywakler, etc, why are there still Storm Troopers?

Saw Antman tonight and watched the Star Wars trailer again. Why does Han Solo look 40 years older, but Chewbacca hasn't aged a day?