Straight outta left field (the NO SURPISES THREAD)

[EL PRESIDENTE]

post crazy shit that may or may not happen for draft day to July 1st. that way whomever is right will get props!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Its Ray Allen time.

 

[EGame]

Chris Paul gets traded... To the Nets



I hope I am wrong and if he gets traded at all is to us. On one side I hate that the Nets have salary cap relief for the Hornets, but on the other Harris and the number 3 is all they have. If they won't give Lopez up, then they pretty much must hope the Hornets would like the #3 pick a lot because the rest of there team is trash.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

CP3 + Okafor to the Spurs for Tony Parker + Manu Ginobili + George Hill

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

LeBronze to Chicago Bulls.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Robinson to the Blazers.

 

[jlprk]

After Pritchard is fired at the end of the draft and replaced by new GM Juwan Howard, Paul Allen will quip, "I just got sick of the whole schtick of trading 2nd round picks for next year's 2nd round picks and the media jumping for joy." Canzano will be seen jumping off a cliff into the Columbia. Police will issue a statement, "No charges can be brought so no unit was sent way out there." Sheed will deny that he and Bob Whitsitt had been with Canzano all day.

 

[LittleAlex]

Paul Allen will fail his save versus interfering in the draft and fuck things up.

 

[ABM]

LeBron to the Clip show.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

HCP falling victim to Vulcan.