Summer Poll

[Domihatin]

I have been doing several of these things, maybe all of these things?? I'm going crazy waiting for the season to begin! Fan Fest is looming on the horizon like Christmas in 1984!

 

[Domihatin]

Here's something I found at a very scary garage sale. I snapped the photo, but did not buy. Those dolls had myriad stories of pain and depravity in their tortured eyes. I hopped in my van and fled the site posthaste!!

 

[Shaboid]

 

[THE HCP]

Mods?

 

[blazerkor]

 

[Domihatin]

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That's fantastic!! What a classy edition to any backyard! Or front yard for that matter!

 

[Domihatin]

Mods?

Why in the world would this be modded? Tittle tattle tail much? Good grief.

 

[Domihatin]

 

[Domihatin]

Lol, nice reaction.

 

[dviss1]

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Such artistry...

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

watch F1 and IndyCar races

 

[Domihatin]

watch F1 and IndyCar races

I think F1 is pretty intense.

Not in-person NASCAR, though? Makes me think of a quote: "There's nothing like gettin' shit-faced and going deaf in 110F degree heat and watching cars drive in a circle for several hours."

 

[Domihatin]

Here's something I found at a very scary garage sale. I snapped the photo, but did not buy. Those dolls had myriad stories of pain and depravity in their tortured eyes. I hopped in my van and fled the site posthaste!!

How can I embed this photo? It's not obvious what it's showing on the sides and those are the most notable freaks that everyone must see.

 

[THE HCP]

Mods?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Here's something I found at a very scary garage sale. I snapped the photo, but did not buy. Those dolls had myriad stories of pain and depravity in their tortured eyes. I hopped in my van and fled the site posthaste!!

A friend took me to SINferno at Dante's years ago. For those who don't know what SINferno is, the SIN stands for Sex Industry Night, and locals in the sex industry (aka strippers and such) get together and put on a cabaret show.

It was really cool, really Portland. There were topless jugglers, people spinning on wires from various body piercings, just a lot of strange stuff.

One act, this woman came out topless and knelt down in front of a small table with a class bowl on it. Beside was a bag. She started reciting this poem about her childhood and her mother. As she was speaking, she pulled out a doll and placed it in the bowl. Her poem took a darker tone, her mother abused her, neglected her, she then poured liquid on the doll in the bowl. She is talking louder, and louder, she reaches into the bag, grabs a lighter, and sets the bowl on fire. Then, as she is calling out, "Mom! Mom! Why did you abuse me?" she pulls out a large knife and starts stabbing the flaming doll.

It was fucking epic!

And that, kids, is how I met MrsPokerDog!

 

[Domihatin]

A friend took me to SINferno at Dante's years ago. For those who don't know what SINferno is, the SIN stands for Sex Industry Night, and locals in the sex industry (aka strippers and such) get together and put on a cabaret show.

It was really cool, really Portland. There were topless jugglers, people spinning on wires from various body piercings, just a lot of strange stuff.

One act, this woman came out topless and knelt down in front of a small table with a class bowl on it. Beside was a bag. She started reciting this poem about her childhood and her mother. As she was speaking, she pulled out a doll and placed it in the bowl. Her poem took a darker tone, her mother abused her, neglected her, she then poured liquid on the doll in the bowl. She is talking louder, and louder, she reaches into the bag, grabs a lighter, and sets the bowl on fire. Then, as she is calling out, "Mom! Mom! Why did you abuse me?" she pulls out a large knife and starts stabbing the flaming doll.

It was fucking epic!

And that, kids, is how I met MrsPokerDog!

The way "Mrspokerdog" rolls off the tongue is oddly efficient, but at the same time, it is a little triggering. This story must be embellished, but sounds like a Portland thing. Aren't you worried that talking about sex or even mentioning sex and other such things will get you labeled a monster, a child, a moron, etc.????? I find it to be perfectly acceptable conversation. Unless it's at the dinner table at the Grandparents house or something.

 

[THE HCP]

The way "Mrspokerdog" rolls off the tongue is oddly efficient, but at the same time, it is a little triggering. This story must be embellished, but sounds like a Portland thing. Aren't you worried that talking about sex or even mentioning sex and other such things will get you labeled a monster, a child, a moron, etc.????? I find it to be perfectly acceptable conversation. Unless it's at the dinner table at the Grandparents house or something.

What does this have to do with the Trail Blazers rotation and how they will play defense this season?

 

[Domihatin]

What does this have to do with the Trail Blazers rotation and how they will play defense this season?

It has EVERYTHING to do with it! You bring up a very good point. Players, especially rotational players, will have to play defense throughout the season in more ways than just on the court. Do you realize the constant waves of women launching themselves at NBA players is downright ridiculous? Being rich, attractive and carrying the prestige and notoriety of being a baller is like sugar to ants, but these ants bite and bite HARD!

Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense!!! This is where the defense off the court comes in against the constant threat of sex!

Look at Thybulle, do you think he can jump and swat 3-point attempts with ease if he just let himself be pulled into an adjacent hotel room on a road trip, and subsequently smothered by 2 -5 F.A.B.'s??? That's FINE ASS BITCHES to those who aren't in the know.

That candy will SAP your strength BIG TIME! Not to mention the risk of STI's, pregnancies and all kinds of legal entrapments.

These females come out of the woodwork in every city around the NBA circuit. NBA groupies are hungry and will stop at nothing at the chance of a lavish financial future, with a spattering of physical, if not emotional love.

Players constantly have to guard themselves and resist temptation from the considerable lure of that age-old problem of too many flowers wears that busy bee OUT!

Defense!

There's much more to NBA discussion than just on court play, ya know. People talk about lots of off-court topics of drama and whatnot.

Besides, sex is part of everything! It's in every NBA advertisement, games are filled with it (don't get me started about the cheer squads!), at the concessions, the media coverage and especially the people chosen to cover the team (I'm talking about YOU Danny Marang and Brooke Olzendam!!! Both utterly DRIPPING with sex appeal and their wanton wiles waving wildly around!!)

You can't hide from sex. It's everywhere and it WILL get to you. Sex sells and it goes hand in hand with the NBA and pro sports, moist especially.

 

[blazerkor]

It has EVERYTHING to do with it! You bring up a very good point. Players, especially rotational players, will have to play defense throughout the season in more ways than just on the court. Do you realize the constant waves of women launching themselves at NBA players is downright ridiculous? Being rich, attractive and carrying the prestige and notoriety of being a baller is like sugar to ants, but these ants bite and bite HARD!

Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense!!! This is where the defense off the court comes in against the constant threat of sex!

Look at Thybulle, do you think he can jump and swat 3-point attempts with ease if he just let himself be pulled into an adjacent hotel room on a road trip, and subsequently smothered by 2 -5 F.A.B.'s??? That's FINE ASS BITCHES to those who aren't in the know.

That candy will SAP your strength BIG TIME! Not to mention the risk of STI's, pregnancies and all kinds of legal entrapments.

These females come out of the woodwork in every city around the NBA circuit. NBA groupies are hungry and will stop at nothing at the chance of a lavish financial future, with a spattering of physical, if not emotional love.

Players constantly have to guard themselves and resist temptation from the considerable lure of that age-old problem of too many flowers wears that busy bee OUT!

Defense!

There's much more to NBA discussion than just on court play, ya know. People talk about lots of off-court topics of drama and whatnot.

Besides, sex is part of everything! It's in every NBA advertisement, games are filled with it (don't get me started about the cheer squads!), at the concessions, the media coverage and especially the people chosen to cover the team (I'm talking about YOU Danny Marang and Brooke Olzendam!!! Both utterly DRIPPING with sex appeal and their wanton wiles waving wildly around!!)

You can't hide from sex. It's everywhere and it WILL get to you. Sex sells and it goes hand in hand with the NBA and pro sports, moist especially.

 

[blazerkor]

It has EVERYTHING to do with it! You bring up a very good point. Players, especially rotational players, will have to play defense throughout the season in more ways than just on the court. Do you realize the constant waves of women launching themselves at NBA players is downright ridiculous? Being rich, attractive and carrying the prestige and notoriety of being a baller is like sugar to ants, but these ants bite and bite HARD!

Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense! Doon! Doon! Defense!!! This is where the defense off the court comes in against the constant threat of sex!

Look at Thybulle, do you think he can jump and swat 3-point attempts with ease if he just let himself be pulled into an adjacent hotel room on a road trip, and subsequently smothered by 2 -5 F.A.B.'s??? That's FINE ASS BITCHES to those who aren't in the know.

That candy will SAP your strength BIG TIME! Not to mention the risk of STI's, pregnancies and all kinds of legal entrapments.

These females come out of the woodwork in every city around the NBA circuit. NBA groupies are hungry and will stop at nothing at the chance of a lavish financial future, with a spattering of physical, if not emotional love.

Players constantly have to guard themselves and resist temptation from the considerable lure of that age-old problem of too many flowers wears that busy bee OUT!

Defense!

There's much more to NBA discussion than just on court play, ya know. People talk about lots of off-court topics of drama and whatnot.

Besides, sex is part of everything! It's in every NBA advertisement, games are filled with it (don't get me started about the cheer squads!), at the concessions, the media coverage and especially the people chosen to cover the team (I'm talking about YOU Danny Marang and Brooke Olzendam!!! Both utterly DRIPPING with sex appeal and their wanton wiles waving wildly around!!)

You can't hide from sex. It's everywhere and it WILL get to you. Sex sells and it goes hand in hand with the NBA and pro sports, moist especially.

I don't think anyone likes a shitty post like this. I don't think anyone on this forum besides you finds shit like this funny. If your aim is to annoy people or get blocked by the most people possible then I would venture to guess that you're achieving that goal.

I'm sure many will tell me not to feed the troll but I just hope you're alright and that this isn't indicative of any bigger problems in your life.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Besides, sex is part of everything! It's in every NBA advertisement, games are filled with it (don't get me started about the cheer squads!), at the concessions, the media coverage and especially the people chosen to cover the team (I'm talking about YOU Danny Marang and Brooke Olzendam!!! Both utterly DRIPPING with sex appeal and their wanton wiles waving wildly around!!)

Danny Marang is dripping with sex appeal?!?

Dude. WTF?!? Have you actually seen or listened to him?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

This is a weird thread.
I like it.

 

[blazerkor]

This is a weird thread.
I like it.

I stand corrected. I didn't think there was an audience for this but apparently I was wrong. My apologies @Domihatin

 

[Domihatin]

Danny Marang is dripping with sex appeal?!?

Dude. WTF?!? Have you actually seen or listened to him?

Haha, it was a joke man, as I'm sure you know. Yes, have seen and listened. Like many, have been blocked by him for calling him out on his pessimism and attitude and rampant ignorance on some things. But he's not too bad. Wish I hadn't messaged him with such a strong message, but one year he really got to me, haha.

 

[Domihatin]

I don't think anyone likes a shitty post like this. I don't think anyone on this forum besides you finds shit like this funny. If your aim is to annoy people or get blocked by the most people possible then I would venture to guess that you're achieving that goal.

I'm sure many will tell me not to feed the troll but I just hope you're alright and that this isn't indicative of any bigger problems in your life.

Umm..not sure what or why you're saying this. Did I say anything that isn't true? Or is it just the fact that you think it should be kept under wraps and not talked about?

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

I don't think anyone likes a shitty post like this. I don't think anyone on this forum besides you finds shit like this funny. If your aim is to annoy people or get blocked by the most people possible then I would venture to guess that you're achieving that goal.

I'm sure many will tell me not to feed the troll but I just hope you're alright and that this isn't indicative of any bigger problems in your life.

I stand corrected. I didn't think there was an audience for this but apparently I was wrong. My apologies @Domihatin

Listen man, I am having to bury my mother this weekend and i'm tellin' ya, you should lighten up. There are many legit things to be pissed off about in this world. This thread ain't it.

 

[blazerkor]

Umm..not sure what or why you're saying this. Did I say anything that isn't true? Or is it just the fact that you think it should be kept under wraps and not talked about?

I didn't like the post. I didn't think it was funny, I didn't think it was useful information and I thought the delivery seemed a bit unhinged.

Honestly I don't have a problem with the subject of sports groupies. Most of us have known about them for as long as we've been big fans of sports. I think most of us heard about Shawn Kemp having a bunch of kids with different women all over the country. We knew about it before that. I actually think it's probably a stereotype that's a little overstated. So I don't think it is kept under wraps or should be.

It's the way you choose to address these things that I find distastefully strange. I think whatever you're trying to inject into these topics is either intentionally antagonistic or sadly disconnected. If you don't understand why I find your posts off putting then I think that's seemingly problematic for you. Again, I hope you're doing OK and if you are then I guess have fun trolling.

 

[blazerkor]

Listen man, I am having to bury my mother this weekend and i'm tellin' ya, you should lighten up. There are many legit things to be pissed off about in this world. This thread ain't it.

Really sorry to hear about your loss. Nothing but positive thoughts for you and your family.

I'm not pissed off about this thread or the post I was replying to. I'm just voicing my distaste for what and how @Domihatin chooses to post on here.

If you don't find the posts strange then I don't know what to tell you. If you find them funny it just means you and I have different senses of humor. No big deal. @SlyPokerDog can correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember ever flagging one of this individual's posts.

Just voicing my opinion that these takes are strange and not for my taste. No different than when I tell @AldoTrapani that he's too negative. I'm not going to block either one of them but I'll reserve the right to comment on what I think of their posts. No different than when posters say my posts are too long.

If nothing else I can say that at least @Domihatin is obviously provocative in what he chooses to post about and how he chooses to post it.

 

[SharpeScooterShooter]

Really sorry to hear about your loss. Nothing but positive thoughts for you and your family.

I'm not pissed off about this thread or the post I was replying to. I'm just voicing my distaste for what and how @Domihatin chooses to post on here.

If you don't find the posts strange then I don't know what to tell you. If you find them funny it just means you and I have different senses of humor. No big deal. @SlyPokerDog can correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember ever flagging one of this individual's posts.

Just voicing my opinion that these takes are strange and not for my taste. No different than when I tell @AldoTrapani that he's too negative. I'm not going to block either one of them but I'll reserve the right to comment on what I think of their posts. No different than when posters say my posts are too long.

If nothing else I can say that at least @Domihatin is obviously provocative in what he chooses to post about and how he chooses to post it.

They are strange. That's what is somewhat entertaining about it. In a forum with so many smart people talking X's and O's and dissecting the minutia of every aspect of sports with very intelligent, yet serious takes, I find it brings a bit of brevity to such a serious time in life and on this forum. I am encouraged to read someone who isn't so agro about everything. He isn't insulting anyone and he isn't picking fights. His takes are, at times, quite odd and humorous to me. It beats mom and wife jokes hands down, in my humble opinion.

 

[Domihatin]

Listen man, I am having to bury my mother this weekend and i'm tellin' ya, you should lighten up. There are many legit things to be pissed off about in this world. This thread ain't it.

My sincere condolences. I fear that day is not far off for my own mother. It happens all around us and hits harder when it happens to us. We only have one mother, if we're lucky maybe two. Amazing how short time indeed is.