Superman Renounces U.S. Citizenship

[PapaG]

Things are so awful in Obama's America that even the Man of Steel can't put up with it anymore.

Superman Renounces His Citizenship in 900th Issue

Superman is no longer an American.

In "Action Comics’" new record-breaking 900th issue, the fictional iconic superhero renounces his U.S citizenship following a clash with the federal government.

The Man of Steel, created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in 1938, has always been recognized as a devoted American warrior who constantly fought evil, but as of Thursday, he is no longer the country's own to claim.

No word yet if Superman will change his red and blue suit, or his longtime motto "truth, justice and the American way" - but the landmark issue is certainly sparking controversy.

"Besides being riddled with a blatant lack of patriotism, and respect for our country, Superman's current creators are belittling the United States as a whole. By denouncing his citizenship, Superman becomes an eery metaphor for the current economic and power status the country holds worldwide," Hollywood publicist and GOP activist Angie Meyer told FOX411's Pop Tarts column.

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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/04/28/superman-renounces-citizenship-00th-issue/

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I wonder if he sews a canadian flag on his chest when he travels out of the country.

 

[barfo]

Things are so awful in Obama's America that even the Man of Steel can't put up with it anymore.



http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/04/28/superman-renounces-citizenship-00th-issue/

Has anyone seen his birth certificate (long-form)? I doubt he was an american to begin with.

barfo

 

[PapaG]

Has anyone seen his birth certificate (long-form)? I doubt he was an american to begin with.

barfo

He was legally adopted by Jonathon and Martha Kent, making him a US citizen, so long as they were both US citizens.

 

[Minstrel]

Superman couldn't put up with Obomba beating up white guys in McDonald's restaurants. It's counter to his belief system. Only he, Superman, should beat them up.

 

[barfo]

He was legally adopted by Jonathon and Martha Kent, making him a US citizen, so long as they were both US citizens.

Have you seen Jonathon and Martha Kent's papers? I think you need to do some digging here.

barfo

 

[PapaG]

Superman couldn't put up with Obomba beating up white guys in McDonald's restaurants. It's counter to his belief system. Only he, Superman, should beat them up.

Superman was jailed by Eric Holder for trying to apprehend the two blacks girls beating on the white transvestite, and Al Sharpton and Gloria Allred are representing the girls in a civil lawsuit against him, as I just saw their press conference on FauxNews.

That was the last straw for ole' Supe.

 

[Minstrel]

Superman was jailed by Eric Holder for trying to apprehend the two blacks girls beating on the white transvestite, and Al Sharpton and Gloria Allred are representing the girls in a civil lawsuit against him, as I just saw their press conference on FauxNews.

That was the last straw for ole' Supe.

If Superman is so weak that he can now be jailed, I don't think it's terribly impactful that America has lost him.

Put him on the terrorist watch list and keep him locked up indefinitely. His renouncing US citizenship just makes holding him forever without a trial that much easier.

 

[PapaG]

There is only one thing left to do to Superman now that he's turned his back on Amurrrrrica.

 

[PapaG]

If Superman is so weak that he can now be jailed, I don't think it's terribly impactful that America has lost him.

It's more symbolic than anything. Supe mailed it in after the '80s. The sad thing is now we're down to only one true American Superhero:

Put him on the terrorist watch list and keep him locked up indefinitely. His renouncing US citizenship just makes holding him forever without a trial that much easier.

Yeah, I'm completely in favor of imprisoning him in the Phantom Zone. That'll teach him to screw with the Red, White, and Blue!

 

[Minstrel]

The sad thing is now we're down to only one true American Superhero:

He's so dreamy.

 

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[PapaG]

Fantastic! Haha!

 

[MARIS61]

So Superman is a racist?