Swine Flu and More

[BLAZER PROPHET]

This came to me from a friend:


I JUST HAD A THOUGHT!

I'm not really concerned about swine flu. Here's my concern:

3 years ago, Chinese calender year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease.
2 years ago, Chinese calender year of the bird .....Avian or bird flu.
This year, Chinese calender year of the pig .... Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock .........Anybody else worried?

 

[CelticKing]

cock flu?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

cock flu?

No, phallic phlu.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Haha!

 

[BenDavis503]

lmfao nice find

 

[bluefrog]

No, phallic phlu.

I think that's called "AIDS"

 

[Colonel Ronan]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH DUDE SEARCH PHALLIC PHLU ON GOOGLE

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH DUDE SEARCH PHALLIC PHLU ON GOOGLE

HAHAHAHAHA!!

That's why my next wife will be a 16 year old from Thailand.

 

[julius]

This came to me from a friend:

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT!

I'm not really concerned about swine flu. Here's my concern:

3 years ago, Chinese calender year of the cow .....Mad Cow disease.
2 years ago, Chinese calender year of the bird .....Avian or bird flu.
This year, Chinese calender year of the pig .... Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock .........Anybody else worried?

lmfao nice find

You're right, it is a nice find. Not any of it is true however, but still, a nice find.

For one, this year the Chinese zodiac symbol is not Pig, it's Ox. Last year was Rat/mouse (2008). The year before that was Pig (2007). The year before that, Dog (2006).

There is no such thing as a "year of the bird" or "year of the cow".

The next "year of the Rooster" isn't until 2017. The last one was 2005.

Next year is the Year of the Tiger.

I realize it's meant to be a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You're right, it is a nice find. Not any of it is true however, but still, a nice find.

For one, this year the Chinese zodiac symbol is not Pig, it's Ox. Last year was Rat/mouse (2008). The year before that was Pig (2007). The year before that, Dog (2006).

There is no such thing as a "year of the bird".

The next "year of the Rooster" isn't until 2017. The last one was 2005.

Next year is the Year of the Tiger.

I realize it's meant to be a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac

Serves me right for not checking it out better.

Also, thanks a heap for gunning down a humorous thread. Do you ever get invited to parties? [jez kiddin']

 

[julius]

Serves me right for not checking it out better.

Also, thanks a heap for gunning down a humorous thread. Do you ever get invited to parties? [jez kiddin']

 

[ABM]

Ever hear about that woman who wanted to become a man? Yeah, she had an adadictomy.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

 

[Eastoff]

Ever hear about that woman who wanted to become a man? Yeah, she had an adadictomy.

is that like the hawaiian island of kam'an'i'wana'lay'ya?

 

[Rodolfo]

I just checked out that Wiki page. After all these years I thought I was in the year of the Rooster. Turns out I'm in the year of the Monkey. INTERESTING.

 

[Haakzilla]

I just checked out that Wiki page. After all these years I thought I was in the year of the Rooster. Turns out I'm in the year of the Monkey. INTERESTING.

...is that also why you've always wanted "that purple stuff"?!

 

[Rodolfo]

...is that also why you've always wanted "that purple stuff"?!

Yes