synonyms for the Shame Cave and the Beef Whistle

[Further]

What are your favorite synonyms for Vagina and Penis?

a couple of mine

V - Vertical Smile
V - Yawning Chasm

P - Middle Stump
P - Tube Steak

 

[BlazerWookee]

Willy, the one-eyed wonder worm.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I had the nickname "the impaler" for a few years.

 

[maxiep]

V - The Place I One Day Hope To Visit

P - Unemployed

 

[maxiep]

I had the nickname "the impaler" for a few years.

I nicknamed mine "Rasputin". After discussing the nickname with several of my girlfriends over the years, they all told me I oversold it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I nicknamed mine "Rasputin". After discussing the nickname with several of my girlfriends over the years, they all told me I oversold it.

Yeah. It was weird, it was only one of my friends. I banged one of his girlfriend's friends and then he started calling me that for some reason afterwards. :MARIS61:

 

[Further]

My first girlfriend always talked how big it was, she actually got me believing I had a massive hog. But as the years ran on, and comments didn't flow as easily from subsequent women, and my porn knowledge grew, my self image was shattered. I am but mortal, and my dagger ain't a sword.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

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[3RA1N1AC]

pussy
axe wound
hog wallet
velvet goldmine
greg louganis
sleevy wonder
oysters rockefeller

cock
meat hammer
urethra franklin
post hole digger
star nosed mole
bologna danza

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It seems weird to have nicknames. Sounds more like what girls would do. They are utilitarian. Cock in Pussy. Tadaow.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I remember they were calling the girl from the OC "Beef Curtains" because...she had a large labia. Salty beef curtains sounds kind of funny.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

OK IMPALER

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Tube Steak swimmin in underwear was from Boiler Room. Thought that was kinda funny. There were some gay dudes at a table and then one of the brokers was asking what they were having for dinner... "what is that, some tube steak swimmin in underwear".

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

OK IMPALER

NEVER FORGET.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

the dragon lance

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

HOT BEEF INJECTION

 

[3RA1N1AC]

the moistmaker

 

[3RA1N1AC]

ferngully

 

[BlazerWookee]

Welcome to Dave's Dangling Diner. Tonight's special is the Ten Inch One Eyed Trouser Trout, smothered in underwear.

You gotta work for the gravy.