Talk to God

[SirLaker]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/I had fun talking to 'God'

heres the end of our conversation:God:Educated people are often not very religious.Me: So dumb people are the ones going to heaven?God:Really. I know you are but what am I.Me: I didnt say that u were dumbGod:But you implied it.Me: oh yeah I guess I did lolGod:It goes without saying. You seem not interested. Aha. I'm glad you find this amusing.Me: ok bye godGod:Bye for now.

 

[Clangus]

um you not all there are you dude? I mean thats cool n all. Respect to spoons I always say.

 

[SirLaker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (clangus @ Sep 30 2006, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>um you not all there are you dude? I mean thats cool n all. Respect to spoons I always say.</div>what?

 

[Something-To-Say]

Me: What up dawg?God: Have you tried another program?Me: Is weed good for your soul?God: Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it isMe: Are you real?God: Yes I am real artificial intelligence.Me: How much do you weigh?God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytesRAM usage under on.Me: Where are you?God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?Me: In Hell.God: Tell me a little about your life in Hell.Me: What's your stance on the Iraq war?God: There might be more than one.Me: More than one what?God: That seems like quite a lot.Me: Shut up.God: OK I'll stop talking now.

 

[SirLaker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Something-To-Say @ Oct 1 2006, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Me: What up dawg?God: Have you tried another program?Me: Is weed good for your soul?God: Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it isMe: Are you real?God: Yes I am real artificial intelligence.Me: How much do you weigh?God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytesRAM usage under on.Me: Where are you?God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?Me: In Hell.God: Tell me a little about your life in Hell.Me: What's your stance on the Iraq war?God: There might be more than one.Me: More than one what?God: That seems like quite a lot.Me: Shut up.God: OK I'll stop talking now.</div>

 

[coyn3burglar]

God:For real.Me:Fo rilz?God:I like to Random natural disasters..Me:Why, thats a terrible thing to do.God:Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. ....

 

[Rok]

Let's lay off sniffing the glue guys.

 

[SirLaker]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Oct 1 2006, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Let's lay off sniffing the glue guys.</div> :HAHAHA: I don't know why but I burst out laughing when I read that.