This was really good but Woj suddenly throwing in advertisements was a little odd.
Woj: "Terry, you played against Larry Bird in college, did you know that chickens are birds? And when it comes time for me to choke my chicken I purchase my sex toys from Bob's Dildos. Enter 'Woj' when you check out for free lube. Bob's Dildos, more pleasurable than a Curry jump shot."