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Welcome to the greatest contest in forum history!

The Creative Contest!


The contest where the only limit is your imagination.

Over the years we seen many incredible and imaginative things posted on this forum, from photos, drawings, homemade Blazer merchandise, stories, poems, videos, so many of you have some amazing talents. This is your chance to show them off and win a prize for it!

The only requirement is it has to be Portland Trail Blazer related and it has to be new and original. (No reusing previously posted things or things you've seen somewhere else!)

PRIZES!

1st Place Prize is Lunch with HCP, SlyPokerDog and a Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll at one of NE Portland's hottest restaurants, the Red Fig! http://redfigpdx.com/ Winner also gets to keep the Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll!

2nd Place Prize is Lunch with HCP, SlyPokerDog, the 1st place winner and a Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll at one of NE Portland's hottest restaurants, the Red Fig! http://redfigpdx.com/ Unfortunently we only have one Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll so you only get to dine with it, you don't get to keep it. But you will get a Slam magazine with Damien Lillard on the cover!

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This thread will be open for submissions now until Tuesday, March 25 at 12pm. Like all great works art and literature your submission must have a title. On March 25 all the titles of the submissions will be put in a poll and you the forum gets to vote for the 1st place winner! After the 1st place winner is chosen HCP, Denny, Dustin from the Blazers, myself and a few others will determine the 2nd place winner.

So...

Shave a pinwheel in your cat's butt and take a photo of it!

Reenact your favorite scene from Lord of the Rings with your Dairy Queen Blazer glasses and make a video of it.

Sculpt a bust of Batum in mashed potatoes and post a picture of it!

Tell the story of how you were conceived during a Blazer game.

Just show the world your love for the Blazers!

*Lunch at the Red Fig does not include alcohol.*
**Prize is transferable. Meaning if you don't live in the Portland area you can give the lunch away to someone else.**
***We will not give you money instead of lunch.***
****We reserve the right to remove any entry that is not original, is rude, crude, offensive, contains nudity, poop or anything gross.****
*****I doubt they would want to but you agree to have your submission be published or used by the Portland Trail Blazers.*****
******Make sure you thank HCP, it's pretty cool that he got the Red Fig to donate lunches for the contest.*******
*******Space holder for anything I forgot to say and need to add later*******
 
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does choose-your-own-adventure erotic fan fiction count? ive been working on some but i am really stuck at the climax, the rising action is incredibly dramatic and suspenseful though
 
does choose-your-own-adventure erotic fan fiction count? ive been working on some but i am really stuck at the climax, the rising action is incredibly dramatic and suspenseful though

Ummmm... send it to me in a PM.
 
it starts with greggers in the back of the team plane, feigning sleep in uncle pauls private cabin, but he can hear EVERYTHING
 
nards wasnt on the team then silly, this isnt some weird science fiction alternate reality time travelling nonsense
 
nards wasnt on the team then silly, this isnt some weird science fiction alternate reality time travelling nonsense

Well hell then.....what's the point? My fanfics always start with "and the Blazers came to their senses and DIDN'T give away Moses Malone in a salary dump." They usually end with "and that is how Bud Clark became president."

It's astonishing how much sex you can cram between those two points.
 
I've hung out with both of them. THey are okay people, I guess. :)
 
yeah but have you ever hung out with a wesley matthews bobblehead?
 
I think its weird you specifically said no poop in the fine print and the first thing I thought of before reading fine print was Kobe taking a clevland steamer to the chest from sheed.
 
To me, I looked at the "prize" and to me it looks like a tax. What do I have to pay to not have lunch with Sly and HCP? :cheers:
 
To me, I looked at the "prize" and to me it looks like a tax. What do I have to pay to not have lunch with Sly and HCP? :cheers:

So you're saying I should be glad my creativity ends with Kobe photoshopped as a turd sandwich?
 
To me, I looked at the "prize" and to me it looks like a tax. What do I have to pay to not have lunch with Sly and HCP? :cheers:

If you read the fine print I am giving people the option of winning the Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll and giving the lunch portion of the prize to someone else.
 
If you read the fine print I am giving people the option of winning the Wesley Matthews bobblehead doll and giving the lunch portion of the prize to someone else.

Id like you to mail me the bobble head and take slypokerdog to lunch. Pics of both of you at the table together or you're a liar.
 
Last place is even more time with HCP, so you guys better be good!
 
The instructions are too complicated and the picture too scary. Stare into its eyes. That thing looks like it's going to come alive and kill me.

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I bet it has sharp teeth.
 
hispanic causin plane crashes

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