The Godfather, Cleopatra and a child molester were in a car...

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Damn, this sounds like the start of a really good joke instead of an actual story.



Cooped up together for 500 miles were three of the world’s biggest and most charismatic stars – Dame Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson.

The trio are said to have embarked on their journey to flee New York in a hire car the day after the 9/11 terror attack.

Fearing a follow-up attack, the trio first sought refuge in New Jersey, according to one of Jackson’s former personal assistants.

From there they undertook a 500-mile odyssey across America – with Brando and Jackson behind the wheel and stopping only to fuel up on Burger King and KFC takeaways – until they finally reached a mystery destination in the state of Ohio.

The remarkable tale, told to this month’s Vanity Fair magazine, is set to become the stuff of Hollywood legend – or possibly even part of a film script.


Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view...fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car#ixzz1LUtr6PP5
 
I wonder how often the men had to tell Liz to stop nagging them about their driving?
 
I wonder how often the men had to tell Liz to stop nagging them about their driving?

I'm guessing fewer times then they had to tell Brandon to put the bucket of chicken down and Michael to get out of the Burger King playland.

Rotund Brando, the star of On The Waterfront and The Godfather, apparently annoyed the others by demanding stops at every KFC and Burger King en route
 
cool, i would like to see them have a threesome
 
well a video of it duh, altho some hot necro action would really sprout my alfalfa
 
Long form birth certificate or this did not happen.

Well, OK, maybe it did happen, but it was re-staged. Stop twisting my arm James, I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic. Damn it.
 
Who does a parody of this story first?

South Park or Family Guy?
 
Who does a parody of this story first?

South Park or Family Guy?

I could actually see the guys from South Park turning this into their next big Broadway hit.
 

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