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If crack was chicken & bacon flavored it would look like this!

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http://consumerist.com/2010/04/kfcs...read-kills-people-everywhere-on-april-12.html

April 12th, the day the bun died.
 
I want to know when and why Burger King decided to carbon copy a Sausage McMuffin with Egg, use that copying in their advertising, and then undercut McDonalds by charging a buck for it.

Either idiotic or brilliant, I can't decide which.
 
I want to know when and why Burger King decided to carbon copy a Sausage McMuffin with Egg, use that copying in their advertising, and then undercut McDonalds by charging a buck for it.

Either idiotic or brilliant, I can't decide which.

Isn't the "bun" two fried chicken patties? Looks like it to me, which would make it rather different from a Sausage McMuffin with Egg.
 
Isn't the "bun" two fried chicken patties? Looks like it to me, which would make it rather different from a Sausage McMuffin with Egg.

I was referring to another fast food development this week. Please follow along :)
 
I want to know when and why Burger King decided to carbon copy a Sausage McMuffin with Egg, use that copying in their advertising, and then undercut McDonalds by charging a buck for it.

Either idiotic or brilliant, I can't decide which.

Sausage McMuffins are a buck.

They should just use the sausage as bread.

Sausage
Cheese
Egg
Sausage

Yumm!
 
I was referring to another fast food development this week. Please follow along :)

I don't follow the fast food industry, actually. I thought we were just talking about this product. ;)
 
I don't follow the fast food industry, actually. I thought we were just talking about this product. ;)

This isn't just a product, this will be a lifestyle!

It's just one of the many benefits from Obamacare that we will all be able to enjoy! Fried food without worry.
 
This isn't just a product, this will be a lifestyle!

It's just one of the many benefits from Obamacare that we will all be able to enjoy! Fried food without worry.

Dare to dream.

I still like the concept of the burger with two grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun. This is pretty cutting-edge too, though.
 
Ahhh, but McD's charges an extra buck and a half for the egg. That's the rub.

Huh?!? Is the chicken rubbing the egg? The egg rubbing the chicken? Or are you rubbing both of them?

And more importantly, who came first?
 
Five minutes in Photoshop, and voila:

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I think Norm MacDonald made a joke about this that went: you have to decide between a delicious chicken sandwich or living.
 
I thought they already did this.. I coulda swore I read about this somewhere before lol
 
I thought they already did this.. I coulda swore I read about this somewhere before lol

They did it a few stores for a limited time to see if there would be any demand. Now it's going to on the menu at every KFC.
 
I'm setting up my tent in the parking lot on Monday so I can be first in line.
 
They did it a few stores for a limited time to see if there would be any demand. Now it's going to on the menu at every KFC.

ah ok I thought I was losing my mind lol.
 
I think the #2 at The Acropolis is the best! That's "The Hand-Job" combo for you people not in the metro area!
 
Amazing how many people shortchange their life experience by wasting meal opportunities on fast "food".

The sheer blandness your tastebuds are flogged with daily has to take 10 years off your life by itself, then there's the artery stuff...

It's bypassing real taste for watered-down tasteless dull stomach filler when you could with a tiny bit of effort have a quick, delicious, healthy meal exploding in taste and flavors.

Good food is like good sex.
 
Amazing how many people shortchange their life experience by wasting meal opportunities on fast "food".

The sheer blandness your tastebuds are flogged with daily has to take 10 years off your life by itself, then there's the artery stuff...

It's bypassing real taste for watered-down tasteless dull stomach filler when you could with a tiny bit of effort have a quick, delicious, healthy meal exploding in taste and flavors.

Good food is like good sex.

Fuck a healthy meal and good sex! I'll take a blow job and a Big Mac!
 

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