The "Hey There, Champ!" Game

[ghoti]

These passive-aggressive greetings show strangers who the "boss" really is.

Want your friends to punch you? Just keep throwing these out there every time you see them.

I'll decide which ones count and which don't. OK, Sport?

Extra credit for ones I haven't heard (this would be a shock, frankly).

Got it, Ace? Now... go!

 

[ghoti]

"What's happening, Big Guy?"

 

[ghoti]

"Whoa! Slow down there, Killer!"

 

[pegs]

Hey Boss, ya need something?

 

[ghoti]

"How much I owe ya, Cuz?"

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 27 2008, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"</div>

 

[Kid Chocolate]

"What's up, hoss"

"hey there, kiddo"

 

[ghoti]

"Listen up, Chief."

 

[Kid Chocolate]

"Good job, tiger"

 

[Master Shake]

Broski, 2 beers.

 

[ghoti]

"Comin' right up, hombre."

 

[Kid Chocolate]

"Good shit, brah"

 

[cpawfan]

In a business setting - "Hey, there's the expert"

 

[NJNetz]

"One second, pal."

"No problem, buddy."

 

[Master Shake]

No shit sherlock.

Thank you captain obvious.

 

[ZAE]

I just had a whole conversation with my friend on AIM with these.

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ May 27 2008, 10:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I just had a whole conversation with my friend on AIM with these.</div>

OK, slick. Whatever you say.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ May 27 2008, 10:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I just had a whole conversation with my friend on AIM with these.</div>

OK, slick. Whatever you say.

</div>

Calm down, big guy.

 

[Lavalamp]

K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!
</div>

Slow down, buster.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!
</div>

Get off his dong, master shake.

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 28 2008, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!
</div>

Get off his dong, master shake.

</div>

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 28 2008, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!
</div>

Get off his dong, master shake.

</div>

</div>
Easy up there, boss!

 

[Kid Chocolate]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 28 2008, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_Yinka_Dare_Fan @ May 28 2008, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ May 28 2008, 12:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lavalamp @ May 28 2008, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>K: Real good there Sparky
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.</div>

Good one, dog!
</div>

Get off his dong, master shake.

</div>

</div>
Easy up there, boss!
</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ May 25 2008, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Hey Boss, ya need something?</div>

 

[bbwMax]

What up Blood. Braap, Braap.