The joke that was old when Moses was around:

[SlyPokerDog]

Tablet full of crude gags and riddles about beer is found - dating back to Exodus

Crude jokes, beer and a hearty disregard for politicians were part of life in ancient Mesopotamia - 3,500 years ago.

A newly translated tablet from the area of present-day Iraq runs through a series of riddles which show that even in 1,500BC, people liked a puzzle.

Modern audiences, though, should not expect to have their sides split - or indeed to solve any of the riddles, which are rather tricky (the riddles and their solutions are below).

Few riddles in the Akkadian language survive.

It was commonly used by the ancient Babylonians and other civilisations around the area of present-day Iraq.

The tablet dates to the time of the Biblical Exodus, and is thought to have been written near the Persian Gulf.

It was written in cuneiform script.

The text has large parts missing, and also appears to have been carved by an inexperienced scribe.

The text was translated by Michael Streck of the University of Leipzig and Nathan Wasserman of the Hebrew University of Jerusalem.

The authors suspect that the scribe might have lived near the Persian Gulf.

The find is all the more remarkable because the tablet itself might well be lost.

The museum the tablet was housed in was pillaged during the 2003 invasion.

The tablet was transcribed and published in 1976 by J J Van Dijk. The researchers used his transcript for their translation.

The location of the tablet is currently unknown - although the researchers say that it is small and does not look valuable, so they have not given up hope that looters might simply have ignored it.

'We tried to figure out where the tablet is now,' Wasserman said, in an interview with LiveScience.

'But I don't know. I very much hope that it is still there.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...iddles-beer--dating-time-biblical-Exodus.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

CAN YOU THINK LIKE A MESOPOTAMIAN? THE RIDDLES - AND THE ANSWERS


'In your mouth and your teeth (or urine). Constantly stared at you. The measuring vessel of your lord. What is it?'
Answer: Beer.

'The tower is high, but it has no shade.'
Answer: Light. The riddle refers to a shaft of light hitting the ground.

He gouged out the eye. It is not the fate of a dead man. He cut the throat: A dead man - who is it?'
Answer: A governor - the joke here could be that a governor is portrayed as executioner.

The two rudest riddles have missing answers - or ones that don't make sense.

'The deflowered girl did not become pregnant. The undeflowered girl became pregnant. What is it?'
Answer: Auxiliary forces. The term for a group of soldiers is puzzling here, says Wasserman.

'... of your mother, is by the one who has intercourse with her. Who is it?'
Answer: Perhaps thankfully, this answer has been lost.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...iddles-beer--dating-time-biblical-Exodus.html

 

[jlprk]

The find is all the more remarkable because the tablet itself might well be lost.

The museum the tablet was housed in was pillaged during the 2003 invasion.

The tablet was transcribed and published in 1976 by J J Van Dijk. The researchers used his transcript for their translation.

The location of the tablet is currently unknown - although the researchers say that it is small and does not look valuable, so they have not given up hope that looters might simply have ignored it.

'We tried to figure out where the tablet is now,' Wasserman said, in an interview with LiveScience.

'But I don't know. I very much hope that it is still there.'

In the first month of the Iraq invasion by the occupying American military, I read several British articles about museums set on fire by local informants obviously directed by the U.S., since American military stood there passively as it happened. 5000-year old artifacts were shattered, and the fires covered the adjacent streets with ashes of objects carefully handed down for millennia from generation to generation. Later, once the propaganda boys took charge, it was claimed that someday they'll be found. Yeah right.

The British had wanted more pre-war planning, but Bush was bloodthirsty to start wars. When I lived in occupied Tokyo, the American presence was managed from large downtown buildings which had been exempted from the horrendous firebombings. The post-war scenario had all been planned before any bombings.

 

[Eastoff]

taht second to last one sounds like it's about experience in battle. And that the unexperienced troop becomes restless and may engage in sex. just a guess. or pregnancy is a meaning for something like worry.