The lighter side of terrorism

[mook]

http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism/

Maybe it's late, but I LMAO.

 

[bodyman5001]

Just kidding! No but seriously he went to prison and probably got raped forever.

Awesome.

 

[DaRizzle]

nice tabloid caption...lol

 

[Minstrel]

The final two are amazingly funny. Really well written up.

 

[MrJayremmie]

I really liked that.

 

[maxiep]

"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon in my foot"

It's headlines like these that are missing from US newspapers.

 

[Chutney]

"I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon in my foot"

It's headlines like these that are missing from US newspapers.

Hopefully that headline can restore some of your pride for your Scottish heritage.

 

[maxiep]

Hopefully that headline can restore some of your pride for your Scottish heritage.

Not when they release murderers.

 

[Idog1976]

if there's one thing Al-Qaeda respects, it's rollin' deep.

That's so fucking big and bold, I've got to change my signature.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Not when they release murderers.

Yeah, because they really made a collective vote as a nation. Scotland are still into the direct democracy business. Give me a break.

 

[BlazerWookee]

 

[Colonel Ronan]

lmao

 

[BlazerWookee]

That's some funny, funny, funny stuff right there.

 

[maxiep]

Yeah, because they really made a collective vote as a nation. Scotland are still into the direct democracy business. Give me a break.

Okay, where was the outrage among the Scots?

 

[Chutney]

Okay, where was the outrage among the Scots?

Haven't really read/heard anything reported about the reaction among Scotlandians. I wonder what it's like.

 

[maxiep]

Haven't really read/heard anything reported about the reaction among Scotlandians. I wonder what it's like.

Perhaps all of Glasgow is outraged, but no one could understand what they're saying.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Well, 80% of the population in Glasgow are sheep...

 

[maxiep]

Well, 80% of the population in Glasgow are sheep...

I can understand what sheep say better than I can the utterances of the average Glaswegian.

 

[Idog1976]

Well, 80% of the population in Glasgow are sheep...

That's why us Scots wear kilts, sheep can hear a zipper at 100 paces.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

That's why they have such a bad hooligan problem. Nobody can understand each other so they just fight it out.

 

[mook]

Perhaps all of Sccotland is enraged, but no one can really tell the difference.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Drunken anger or just drunken drunkenness?

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

Christ, do the Scots need to put out a poorly written op-ed piece before you stop asking "where's the outrage?"