The most awesome thing you'll read all year

[DUB]

Ninjas rescue student from muggers

A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault - not by the boys in blue but the men in black.

Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.

The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the late-night train home.

They demanded he give them his wallet but when he refused and got off the train, they followed.

They pounced as he made his way through a dark alley in Sydney's west.

They grabbed his phone and iPod and kicked him while he lay on the ground.

However, the men were spotted by a member of a nearby dojo.

NINJAS!

 

[Natebishop3]

That's the kind of thing that those people dream about..... either that or assassinating people.

 

[Mediocre Man]

That story made me happy. Ninja's FTW

 

[bluefrog]

We need more dojos in high crime areas

 

[Natebishop3]

We need more dojos in high crime areas

You'll only create super gangs made with ninja training. Do you really want that? Do you?