The Official Insult Nate Bishop So He Can Be Sure It Really Is One, Thread

[e_blazer]

Nate is the guy who puts the MO in moron.

 

[Natebishop3]

hahaha

Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with an application

 

[3RA1N1AC]

He smells like bigfoot ate a bunch of burnt hair and then shit it out on a dead skunk

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

His basketball analysis is often comically wrong.

hoop fam

 

[julius]

hahaha

Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with an application

No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with a job.

 

[Natebishop3]

His basketball analysis is often comically wrong.

hoop fam

And cosmically wrong as well.

 

[Blazer Fanatic]

I do not approve of this thread. Y'all are mean.

 

[e_blazer]

No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a haunted house and came out with a job.

No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a house and the neighbors decided it was haunted.

 

[e_blazer]

I do not approve of this thread. Y'all are mean.

Is that an insult? I'm offended in a deep and soul-crushing way.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Whenever someone types "Nate Bishop" into Google, it autosuggests "Nate Bishop Doo Doo Head"

 

[Natebishop3]

I do not approve of this thread. Y'all are mean.

I think it's pretty funny, actually.

 

[riverman]

Nate has recently exposed himself as a double agent for the Miami Heat. When we beat Indiana for the title this season he'll be all over how much better we'd be if LeBron was here instead of LA...and when LeBron gets 22 turnovers in a game, 80 pts, 10 assists, 30 rebounds and they Heat lose by 10 pts...he'll start to give a rats ass how many turnovers LeBron had. (sorry Nate, I'm not very good at these insult things)

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nathan B is so stupid, he stares and juice cans because they say "concentrate"

 

[julius]

No, Nate Bishop is so ugly, he went into a house and the neighbors decided it was haunted.

Nate Bishop looks like Nikita Morgonov and a big Walrus had sex and then took a dump together.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Bishop works for Apocalypse and is collecting the DNA (via sexy methods) of various NBA players to create the true G.O.A.T.

Roy, Oden, Babbitt...they have all been drained of their DNA by Nate Bishop...in order to create..the ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

:MARIS61:

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nate has a collection of rats asses he saves for just the occasion, he harvested them himself from the vermin inhabiting the perpetual filth of his shoddy windowless basement appartment

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop is so stupid that he makes HCP look like a Rhodes Scholar.

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop collects his own semen and uses it for toothpaste.

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop can only have an orgasm is he places his genitals in a mouse trap.

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop sits when he pees!

 

[julius]

Nate Bishop sits when he pees!

and he only uses troughs!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The Fish Grotto was actually called Nate Bishop's until he was such a douche that The Fish Grotto was a more appropriate name.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

His uncircumcised penis looks like a star nosed mole with a parasitic ringworm infection

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

When Nate Bishop operates a glory hole, it becomes a melancholy hole.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Ballscientist called, he wants his nba knowledge back

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Nate Bishop is Mo Williams.

 

[julius]

How many Nate Bishops does it take to change a light bulb?


3. And that's only because if you have more than 3 of him in the same room you have to report it to the police as a sex crime.

 

[riverman]

His uncircumcised penis looks like a star nosed mole with a parasitic ringworm infection

We'll just have to take your word for that one

 

[3RA1N1AC]

He had a surprise party by himself, and tried to act surprised, but he knew that he could tell he wasnt

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Nathan B dreams of electric sheep, but not because he's an android

He wants to fuck them