The Profit Muhammad

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.theguardian.com/artandde.../may/22/worlds-biggest-hotel-to-open-in-mecca

 

[oldmangrouch]

The for-profit-prophet. I like it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I can't belief only one of you appreciated this thread title.

 

[jlprk]

The British media is so much more informative than the American. It says that Mecca is being rebuilt as a Las Vegas or Disneyland. Links led me to other British articles about Saudi Arabia. Thanks Sly, for an hour of reading articles.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/ma...elist.aspx?pageID=238&nID=82936&NewsCatID=393

 

[jlprk]

Without clicking on that...I retract my thanks. It had been a constructive thread till that.

This board could be a great force for good in the world. You could change the world. Got any doughnuts? I haven't eaten.

 

[oldmangrouch]

Masturbating men ‘will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife,’ says Muslim televangelist

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/ma...elist.aspx?pageID=238&nID=82936&NewsCatID=393

And masturbating women will have penis fingers!

And unsullied virgins will be handed over to the shredded, still smoldering remains of suicide bombers.

The Moslem afterlife sounds like a really fun place to avoid.

 

[barfo]

I'd comment here but my hands...

barfo

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I'd comment here but my hands...

barfo

I would clap for this post but I don't want to hurt the kids.

 

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[PtldPlatypus]

You know, I remember way back in the day when I used to watch the "Prevue Guide" channel in order to see what was on TV, the names of many of the adult films (that I wished we had) caught my attention because they were often parodies of mainstream films. I was always amused when "Edward Penishands" scrolled by, because I couldn't fathom what that might entail.

Question answered.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It appears as if Mecca is nuking itself. :MARIS61: