The Puzzling Case Of Greg Oden And His Broken Kneecap (Canzano)

[ABM]

http://www.oregonlive.com/sports/or...f/2009/12/somethings_not_right_about_gre.html

There are unanswered questions and unfinished business when it comes to the strange case of Greg Oden and his fractured left patella.

The Trail Blazers center underwent successful surgery one week ago today to repair the injury. And the front office underwent a successful procedure to readjust public expectations. And when you sift through the troubling wreckage that is Oden's recent medical history you are left with an undeniable truth.

Something is wrong.

Is Oden's body flawed? Did the Blazers push too hard, too soon after his prior injuries to get him back on the court? Was there a pre-existing condition? Is Oden's 7-foot frame just not made for basketball? Is he too strong or too weak? Or just unlucky? And is there anything that can be done in the wake of his latest injury to keep this from happening again?...................

 

[Rastapopoulos]

So Canzano gets a column out of the fact that he doesn't know jack? Sweet deal.

 

[STOMP]

The Trail Blazers center underwent successful surgery one week ago today to repair the injury. And the front office underwent a successful procedure to readjust public expectations. And when you sift through the troubling wreckage that is Oden's recent medical history you are left with an undeniable truth...

...it's time for JC to slime!

STOMP

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

The human body is a curious thing. I once had my right eye dilate for no apparent reason, which sent me to the emergency room, which sent me through a battery of machines and tests, and an overnight stay in the hospital. They feared it was a stroke, maybe, and maybe some of my columns justify that. A series of doctors examined me, and each left puzzled. Ultimately, a renowned neurologist reviewed my MRI, CT scan, and my eye, closed the door and announced, "Sometimes weird (bleep) just happens."

lol that's great.

 

[Ed O]

So Canzano gets a column out of the fact that he doesn't know jack? Sweet deal.

Haha. But it's SOMEONE'S fault!

*rabble rabble*

Ed O.