The Return of the Story Thread

[Voodoo Child]

For those of you who don't remember the old "Story Thread", here's how it works: I post three or four words, and then someone else adds three or four of their own. It's that simple. I'll get it started -

It all started when...

 

[Shapecity]

I was 5 years old ...

 

[44Thrilla]

. I was on my way to...

 

[Voodoo Child]

buy a slave, when...

 

[J_Ray]

Rucker Park to find a....

 

[Hunter]

game of basketball when

 

[Voodoo Child]

I ran into Nick Mockford. ....

 

[Mag]

who was getting high..

 

[Voodoo Child]

with his lifepartner, shapecity...

 

[Shapecity]

who has fabulous abs ...

 

[Voodoo Child]

but is otherwise unattracitve...

 

[J_Ray]

Nick and Shape holding hands....

 

[Voodoo Child]

walked down the sidelines...

 

[J_Ray]

smoking the reefer enjoyably

 

[Voodoo Child]

but they chased me....

 

[Shapecity]

listening to Best of Ben Harper on their iPods, laughing at Jay_Ray's ...

 

[Voodoo Child]

incredibly small...

 

[BigBlueFan]

Because J_Ray's is gay

 

[playmaker15]

then J_Ray held hands with...

 

[J_Ray]

their momma's, laughing at the fools...

 

[Voodoo Child]

both Nick and Shape,...

 

[Shapecity]

his blow-up doll of mustafah shakur

 

[Voodoo Child]

So anyway, I approached...

 

[Voodoo Child]

Culture Club,...

 

[Shapecity]

and said ben harper is a n00b, I prefer ...

 

[J_Ray]

Elton John anyday over Ben Harper

 

[Mr. J]

They both got smacked up by MrJ

 

[Shapecity]

who's wearing a white Michael Jackson glove, and penny loafers with a ...

 

[playmaker15]

pair of leather pants

 

[Voodoo Child]

This pissed Nick Mockford off, so he...