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Oranje

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Basically, this game is a story. u r to continue the story when posting. however ur post must include the poster above u sumhow.

since im the 1st poster ill begin the story.

It was a cold winters night. thunder and lightning scattered throughout the sky. Billy was at home alone. suddenly, he heard of loud banging at the door. scared, he inched closer to the door, and opened it hesitantly. it was a stripper...
 
he closed the door and ran back to his bed, scared.. he checked under his bed to make sure that there were no stirppers or whores under his bed and kept the light on incase any 'soul' strippers or ghostly whores came through the walls for him..
 
Then, he heard a loud knocking at the door, he hid under his bed and the knocking got louder, then there was one almighty knock and the sound of a thousand high heels came up the stairs, the smell of tesco value womens perspirant filled the air, then all of a sudden one of the hookers shreiked ' Blowjob for a Fiver or anything for £12.50' Billy decided that to get out he must....
 
jump out of the window.. so he ran to the ledge of his penthouse room at a 25 floor apartment block and stepped up onto the rail.. he tok a leap...........
 
...and took the mightiest leap he had ever taken. the force of gravity tightened its grip on billys body, at that point, he revealed to the world, that he was a mutant masquerading as a boy. He spread his wings, let out a howl, which echoed (ur spose to include the previous poster echo and max) throughout the night...
 
After he yelled this he decided to face this and after 2 years in intensive care he decided to return to his penthouse suite, He returned to see the Orange Brothel. He turned the door knob and entered, a midget in lingerie guided him to an Asian man, all around him all he could see was ugly men getting laid by these women, when he arrived to the asian mans desk he said 'why are you in my Apartment?' the asian man said 'Because my name is Oranje and i can do whatever i want' then he decided enough was enough and......
 
Then outta nowwhere somehow Dragonslayer came and said ' i hate gays' and killed the asian man, then suddenly
 
<div class="quote_poster">DragonSlayer Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Then outta nowwhere somehow Dragonslayer came and said ' i hate gays' and killed the asian man, then suddenly</div>

LOL dragonslayer you got to mention the previous posters name

anyways

...the Asian Mans ghost arose with a big Bazooka and blew DragonSlayers head off. Billy ran and ran untill he met a rather dashing young man called....
 
...myrmadon (haha max no way i was gonna fall into that trap). Myrmadon exclaimed, "Billy, ive finally found u! Max and I have been searching for you for many eons. you see billy, you are the one...."
 
You are the one to take on all pimps and hookers and kill them all. Billy said, "Why me?" They replied.....
 
its not you billy..... ITS HUTCHO!! *everyone turns to look at hutccho and dramatic music sounds in the background*
 
Hutcho emerged from the dark, with a glorious light surrounding him. "i am Hutcho!" he exclaimed, "i will bring light where there is darkness.." at that point, a blonde walked past, saying, "20 for a handjob...". "Wow!", hutcho screamed, "thats a bargain!" and followed the girl into her room, where echo was already...
 
giving a brunette some hard doggy. He was about to finish all over her back when there was a loud knock on the door. "who is it? "it's me. Oranje" !
 
'I am Receiving a rimjob from my best hooker Cookie, Find me if you can' Hutcho walked in and slayed 12 prozzies with his mighty Dildo of power, then he confronted the Evil Asian Ghost Oranje and threw his mighty Dildo at him but.....
 
he was un-penetrated by the dildos.. so max just rooted oranje instead...
 
lol as funny as both ur story is max, i think headcase beat u to it
 
<div class="quote_poster">Oranje Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">lol as funny as both ur story is max, i think headcase beat u to it</div>

yeh he did but i changed it to fit in
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anyways continuing on form echos..

Max then relised it was disgusting and didn't do it, Instead he rang up a world renound gimp named Echo, He came round and kinky tortured Oranje the pimp, He then decided to....
 
fuck off out of there after he realised that max had set oranje up with a disguise..
 
Oranje was now Pissed off and chased Max with his reliable Bitch Echo369 pulling him in his bitch powered P-I-M-P-Mobile
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Max Sprinted for his life and shot Oranje's bitch multiple times with....
 
a double sided dildo.. max couldnt resist the urge so tried it in himself
 
then he thought nah he'd miss that one out, Oranje and Echo were still on max's tail untill max found a brand new Lamborghini Murcialago and drove off into the sunset. Oranje was so pissed off he cooked Echo and had him for tea with some....
 
lol why am i still in this story i havent posted for awhile yet
 
<div class="quote_poster">Max Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">then he thought nah he'd miss that one out, Oranje and Echo were still on max's tail untill max found a brand new Lamborghini Murcialago and drove off into the sunset. Oranje was so pissed off he cooked Echo and had him for tea with some....</div>

Anal loving, after a 3 hour sweat session they both put there clothes on and headed out the door for the....
 
Maryland Pre-School.. where they were met by the celtic football team lead by lennon
 
They played footy but because they were celtic they just hoofed the ball and prayed. Echo with i amazing aussie skills skinned everyone ran back to his own goal and curled it straight into the top corner, Lennon was sooo pissed off by his teams crapness he decided to.....
 
Ambulance for Lennon because Max wasn't affected by the knife as he is made of steel, The ambulance arrived and they saw Lennon had a Lamp post(?) Inserted up his....
 
nostril.. max laughed and so did the ambos as lennon ran around the street crying with a lamp post up his nose...
 
Then he pulled out the Lamppost which had a massive bogey on it and swung it towards...
 
jose mourinho, who, being to dim witted, did not dodge the oncoming lamp post.

dazed and bloodied, mourinho called out for help. to his surprise, a passer by came along named beggsy, "help me" mourinho said. beggsy laughed and walked off. mourinho lay there, bleeding profusely...
 

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