The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

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Take "The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test"

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-tits,-ass...d-cuteness-test
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><a href="http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-...it%2dsize=9&var_ass%2dsize=13&var_cuteness=17" target="_blank">Cute &
Small Boobs</a>
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div> Hilary Duff is hot.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!</div>
http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 59% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!</div>

Haha. That was tight...
 
I like girls with a nice ass(Doesn't have to be huge. Just nice) and a cute face I can
look at all day.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
</div>
Still dead on. Anyone who talks to me on AIM knows I'm obsessed with older women. I'd say this test thing completely nailed what I'm attracted to.
 
Mine says I like supermodels and am not attracted to fat girls.
 
Why do some guys and gals like older people? If its a couple years, go ahead. But
10, 15, 20 no way man. Thats too old for me. Unless its a girl I really really like.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>"Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 85% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos! "
http://www.okcupid.com/results/the-tits,-a...var_cuteness=10

Definitely nailed it I think. I fuggin love titties. Love women with some meat on them and much prefer them over skinny chicks with no tits or ass. Cuteness is definitely a lower priority than body.</div>

Well you do know they mean cuteness in the sense that you don't like "innocent" looking girls, right? This test assumes every guy is indeed very interested in a girl's face (in your case the more "sexy"/mature kind).
</div>
Still dead on. Anyone who talks to me on AIM knows I'm obsessed with older women. I'd say this test thing completely nailed what I'm attracted to.
</div>

Oh alright, just wanted to clarify.

I don't mind if the girl I like has an average body. She just has to be polite, attractive, and understand that I don't always want to hang out with her friends.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Nah I couldn't get my taste reflected in the results. :[</div>
Same here.
 
Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 41% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

duff.jpg


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">smaller breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composure</span> than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: <span style="color:red">Hilary Duff</span>, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ Aug 10 2008, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 41% Big Breasts, 55% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!

duff.jpg


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to <span style="color:#006600">smaller breasts</span>, <span style="color:red">larger asses</span>, and <span style="color:blue">sexier composure</span> than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: <span style="color:red">Hilary Duff</span>, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!</div>

And that would be dead on.
 
I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.
 
Curvy and Naughty

Raw score: 67% Big Breasts, 73% Big Ass, and 44% Cute!

jolie.jpg


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Why do some guys and gals like older people? If its a couple years, go ahead. But
10, 15, 20 no way man. Thats too old for me. Unless its a girl I really really like. happy.gif</div>
I don't know why but I'm super attracted to hot older women. More so than hot chicks my age or younger. Unfortunately I don't have much choice at my age with getting older women (I'm not unhappy with women my age though, don't get it twisted).

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh alright, just wanted to clarify.

I don't mind if the girl I like has an average body; she just has to be polite and attractive, as well as understand that I don't always want to hang out with her friends.</div>
As far as looks I will gladly go after a butterface. Like I said I like thick women and prefer some meat over really skinny women. For personality I don't even care much about being nice but sense of humor is big for me. In fact I actually tend to get along extremely well with women who all my friends say are real bitches. Could be because I have a sort of twisted sense of humor. A lot of girls take it personally or too seriously when I'm just kidding and they don't like me when they first meet me but usually the real bitches understand that sense of humor right away and we hit it off.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Run BJM @ Aug 10 2008, 01:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Why do some guys and gals like older people? If its a couple years, go ahead. But
10, 15, 20 no way man. Thats too old for me. Unless its a girl I really really like. happy.gif</div>
I don't know why but I'm super attracted to hot older women. More so than hot chicks my age or younger. Unfortunately I don't have much choice at my age with getting older women (I'm not unhappy with women my age though, don't get it twisted).

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 12:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh alright, just wanted to clarify.

I don't mind if the girl I like has an average body; she just has to be polite and attractive, as well as understand that I don't always want to hang out with her friends.</div>
As far as looks I will gladly go after a butterface. Like I said I like thick women and prefer some meat over really skinny women. For personality I don't even care much about being nice but sense of humor is big for me. In fact I actually tend to get along extremely well with women who all my friends say are real bitches. Could be because I have a sort of twisted sense of humor. A lot of girls take it personally or too seriously when I'm just kidding and they don't like me when they first meet me but usually the real bitches understand that sense of humor right away and we hit it off.
</div>

Oh really Run? That is fascinating because I really like the opposite of what you just described, superficially speaking.

As far as personality is concerned, I really don't care about humor (rofl I'm a little more serious than my other peers
, lol don't worry I'm a kind person though), I just want a girl who doesn't have a cold heart and knows I don't always want to be dragged into some big "get together" with other people.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.</div>

I don't like fake breasts at all. I don't mind big breasts, just not too big, not a fan of sag.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ Aug 10 2008, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.</div>

I don't like fake breasts at all. I don't mind big breasts, just not too big, not a fan of sag.
</div>

Well not all girls that get fake breasts make them ridiculously big.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Skinny and Cute

Raw score: 30% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!


Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.</div>
That was a fun test.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 01:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Oh really Run? That is fascinating because I really like the opposite of what you just described, superficially speaking.

As far as personality is concerned, I really don't care about humor (rofl I'm a little more serious than my other peers
, lol don't worry I'm a kind person though), I just want a girl who doesn't have a cold heart and knows I don't always want to be dragged into some big "get together" with other people.</div>
Yeah I have strange tastes but there is a decently size cult group of dudes who have the same tastes as me (at least as far as physical attractiveness goes) and this thread is a testament to that. I find the "you may enjoy deflowering young women" comment funny and spot on as well because theres a big cult of people who like that too. I'd be almost uncomfortable with a girl who's young and looks young. I was a strip club a few months ago and one of the strippers (she said she was 18) looked like she was about 15 and totally made me feel irked while my friends and most of the other creepers there were into it.

And bac kto personality, yeah I think we are quite opposite there because I really don't give a sh*t how nice a woman is. Obviously if I'm into a chick we have a working relationship but I actually get along well with women who most others think are bitches and if they enjoy my self-deprecating humor than its probably a good fit. Like I said I have a polarizing sense of humor, specifically with women. Some women are really sensitive to people making fun of them and they don't get that I'm joking. Some think there's nothing funnier than someone roasting them constantly. I am a pretty nice guy and probably a border-line pushover/pussy whipped type (its difficult to fully admit lol) but on the surface and especially before people know me well I seem like a real dick. I just like to talk a lot of shit and have fun.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ Aug 10 2008, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.</div>

I don't like fake breasts at all. I don't mind big breasts, just not too big, not a fan of sag.
</div>
Obviously I'd prefer a perfect, natural, big-but-not-too-big rack but I'll take what I can get LOL.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZAE @ Aug 10 2008, 01:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Aug 10 2008, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm somewhat in the ZAE mold. I don't mind small/fake breasts either way.</div>

I don't like fake breasts at all. I don't mind big breasts, just not too big, not a fan of sag.
</div>

Well not all girls that get fake breasts make them ridiculously big.
</div>

Yeah, I didn't mean it like that though. To me fake breasts and a lot of makeup are huge turnoffs, they both help makes girls what they aren't. A girl being naturally hot is a good thing.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 10 2008, 02:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just wondering, why do some of you guys like small boobs? lol</div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I don't like fake breasts at all. I don't mind big breasts, just not too big, not a fan of sag.</div>
 
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