This dude is a hero... but she still won't date him

[Natebishop3]

http://www.kptv.com/story/25572021/hero-teen-saves-frei?autostart=true

I can't help it. I saw this story and I immediately thought "friendzone."

Dude saves her life, but notice how she says "friend forever." Poor guy.

 

[BlazerWookee]

He better at least get a hand job after his pelvis heals!

 

[Natebishop3]

He better at least get a hand job after his pelvis heals!

Do "friends forever" get handy's?

 

[tlongII]

cucked

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'd totally bang Kaitlyn Boldoc. Damn.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That dude needs to bro out and grow a fucking pair and bang this chick. He can be a bro'd out football player swimming in high school poon if he stops being such a fucking stalker.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Hahahahahhahahahaah

 

[Sedatedfork]

Poor ginger

 

[donkiez]

They are young, she probably still thinks she is going to be a virgin till marriage. The dude is probably awkward as shit towards girls also and is probably all drugged up at the moment. Dude will get some, I gurantee it.

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[jlprk]

Where's it say anything about dating?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

They are young, she probably still thinks she is going to be a virgin till marriage. The dude is probably awkward as shit towards girls also and is probably all drugged up at the moment. Dude will get some, I gurantee it.

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Lol

hoop fam

 

[BlazerCaravan]

He won't get any from her; but one of her friends (the chubby one with the lower self esteem) might give it up.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I say we all chip in and get Mrs. HCP to make this boy a man!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I say we all chip in and get Mrs. HCP to make this boy a man!

You guys pay for it? News to me. It's always been "on the house".

 

[BlazerWookee]

You guys pay for it? News to me. It's always been "on the house".

No, I meant chip in our places in line and let him cut in front of us...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

No, I meant chip in our places in line and let him cut in front of us...

I mean...... it's cool he's a hero and all that.

But no fucking way I give up my place in line. Thank you for volunteering, though. You're a better man than I.

 

[Natebishop3]

They are young, she probably still thinks she is going to be a virgin till marriage. The dude is probably awkward as shit towards girls also and is probably all drugged up at the moment. Dude will get some, I gurantee it.

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That dude is the mayor of friendzone. No way he gets any action.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I mean...... it's cool he's a hero and all that.

But no fucking way I give up my place in line. Thank you for volunteering, though. You're a better HUNG man than I.

FIFY...

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

FIFY...

Nah, I had it correct the first time, and I'd never say anything along the lines of your change. Now, I might make a quip about your hair.

 

[Natebishop3]

Nah, I had it correct the first time, and I'd never say anything along the lines of your change. Now, I might make a quip about your hair.

No worries BG, when he's talking about being hung, he's talking about his gut

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

No worries BG, when he's talking about being hung, he's talking about his gut

Yeah, that'd makes much more sense. Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I showed this thread to coworkers. They laughed so loud management came over. Then they couldn't stop laughing....

 

[BlazerWookee]

No worries BG, when he's talking about being hung, he's talking about his gut

Hey, now, with a tool this impressive, it's only natural for one to make an equally impressive roof under which to store it...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

He won't get any from her; but one of her friends (the chubby one with the lower self esteem) might give it up.

the guy who hit her has a better chance of banging her than this guy.

 

[Natebishop3]

the guy who hit her has a better chance of banging her than this guy.

She didn't get hit... that's the whole point. This dude almost died for a chick that has him locked away in the friend zone.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

She didn't get hit... that's the whole point. This dude almost died for a chick that has him locked away in the friend zone.

The way he just lovingly looks at her is sad as fuck. Dude needs to sack up. We need to get to him and show him the ways of the world.

 

[Natebishop3]

The way he just lovingly looks at her is sad as fuck. Dude needs to sack up. We need to get to him and show him the ways of the world.

He won't listen. They never do.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Alcohol will give him liquid bro ness, and who knows, maybe he's got a huge meat hammer

 

[PapaG]

He's a chubby ginger with a hyphenated last name. He has no shot at that young lady.

I wouldn't be surprised if he set the whole thing up.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Reading the comments, which one of you is 'rawdawg'?