This is awesome!

[Targus]

...and would look snappy on Da_O's petite frame...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Univ-OREGON...=150671085142&ps=63&clkid=3549066706650300427

 

[Natebishop3]

That's definitely an old man jacket

 

[Targus]

It would hide his colostomy bag well.