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[P0W3RBALLIN]

Long story short. I stole a bag of chips worth $0.75 and I get 2 saturday schools.But theres the whole story down thereI know you guys are gonna call me stupid and stuff but uhh.. soo 4th period is about to end, and lunch is next period. I have my PE in the cafeteria right now, so it almost ends, and the lunch lady pushes a cart out right next to the door. Then she goes back in the back and we leave. While we're leaving, my friend takes bags of chips from the food cart.. and other people did too.. and so did I, without thinking about wut might happen to me. So I walk halfway thru the courtyard and my teacher is like.. COME BACK HERE.. and I turn around.. and the custodian is by her and shes like YOU IN the BLACK SWEATER (which is me)... so like 2 or 3 security people come there.. so I have nothing to do but go and give it back. So I walk back there and I take the bag of chips back and put it back in the cart. Then the security is like.."the custodian saw you take 3 bags" and im just like wtf I took one and I just returnd it.. and im like search me then, search me, I only took one.. so I get taken to the office..So while I'm in the office, I sit there for like 30 minutes waiting for that one lady that handles "troublemakers." I go inside finally and the security tells her wut happened and blabalbla.. so security leaves and im alone with her now.. shes all like.. yd u steal it.. are u having a financial crisis.. and all this other stuff.. finally shes like.. well stealing is stealing and I was going to suspend you.. and I'm just completely speechless right now.. and den she says... but instead im gonna give u 2 saturday schools.. which is a replacement for a suspension.. saturdays.. 8-12 and I just sit there.. this is just great because its going on my permanent files.... I think she didnt suspend me was because when she lookd at my school info, I was taking good classes, I had good grades, I didn't have any attendance issues.. and when she clicked on the "discipline" page, it was completely blank.. mannn.. I'm seriously not gonna do anything stupid for the rest of my... life..

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>are u having a financial crisis..</div>Funniest part of the story to me. It was probably sarcastic, but I'm betting she was saying it in a serious manner, I would have probably laughed. Stealing a .75 cent bag of chips = financial crisis!? :wtf1: Sucks, but you shouldn't worry about it being an effect on your future. On your permanent record but I bet it's overlooked, especially as you say you have a great record beforehand and hopefully after.

 

[Memphology]

First off, if a bag of chips were $0.75, I would steal them too. What chips were they? If they were Chex Mix your a idiot. And why the hell do you have PE, and for that matter in the Cafeteria?

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>And why the hell do you have PE</div>Maybe because he's in high school.

 

[Memphology]

We dont have PE in highschool

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Memphis Fan @ Feb 2 2007, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We dont have PE in highschool </div>That just made me laugh out loud lol.Oh yeah, I think they were the twisted Frito's but not completely sure, because those are the ishh

 

[ASUFan22]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Memphis Fan @ Feb 2 2007, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We dont have PE in highschool </div> :shok:

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>We dont have PE in highschool </div>That's weird, I could have swore I heard on the radio they were making PE mandatory for schools. This obviously a nudge about the obesity problem in the US. But weird that you don't have PE in HS. I thought everyone did, at ours if you don't pass it the 2 years you take it. You don't graduate high school.

 

[CB4allstar]

I have never stolen anything in my life...my friends sometimes steal cans of pop though. Sometimes they're in these boxes before the workers at this university cafeteria put them in storage, and my friends sometimes just take them when the workers arent looking.

 

[Rok]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>I have never stolen anything in my life</div>You've stolen millions of your sperm lives. Those could go on and become little baby CB4's instead ridden to a kleenex and destined for life at the dump.

 

[CB4allstar]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Feb 2 2007, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You've stolen millions of your sperm lives. Those could go on and become little baby CB4's instead ridden to a kleenex and destined for life at the dump.</div> :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

 

[The Answ3r]

Ah, such a little thing is such a big deal. It's a bag of chips.I once stole a mini gun at a store. Never got caught. :ranting:

 

[ASUFan22]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rok @ Feb 2 2007, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>That's weird, I could have swore I heard on the radio they were making PE mandatory for schools. This obviously a nudge about the obesity problem in the US. But weird that you don't have PE in HS. I thought everyone did, at ours if you don't pass it the 2 years you take it. You don't graduate high school.</div>We need 1 year, I took half last summer and I'll take the other half this summer. It's pretty fun.Ohhh, I stole some stuff in 4th grade. I used to walk home so me and my friend would always go into the main office for the apartments near by for their free cookies. One time they didn't have them but then we saw some pizza boxes. We asked someone if we could have a couple and they said no so when they left I took one and ran outside and ate it. Then we went back in and got a couple more.Another time we went there we went into their fridge. There was only 1 chocolate pudding so I took it since I was the brave one at the time and was the guy that opened the fridge. So I enjoyed my walk home having pudding with my fingers.The last time there was a nice box of doughnuts. We each took one and they were pretty good, then my friend, just trying to act cool throws his last piece on the floor and this old lady who we didn't even notice comes after us.

We ran all the way to the other side of the street before she got to us and gave us a short little speech.Now besides those and going to the principal's office once in 2nd and 3rd grade and also being a major slacker in 4th and 5th, I have been a good boy

 

[P0W3RBALLIN]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ASUFan22 @ Feb 2 2007, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We need 1 year, I took half last summer and I'll take the other half this summer. It's pretty fun.Ohhh, I stole some stuff in 4th grade. I used to walk home so me and my friend would always go into the main office for the apartments near by for their free cookies. One time they didn't have them but then we saw some pizza boxes. We asked someone if we could have a couple and they said no so when they left I took one and ran outside and ate it. Then we went back in and got a couple more.Another time we went there we went into their fridge. There was only 1 chocolate pudding so I took it since I was the brave one at the time and was the guy that opened the fridge. So I enjoyed my walk home having pudding with my fingers.The last time there was a nice box of doughnuts. We each took one and they were pretty good, then my friend, just trying to act cool throws his last piece on the floor and this old lady who we didn't even notice comes after us.

We ran all the way to the other side of the street before she got to us and gave us a short little speech.Now besides those and going to the principal's office once in 2nd and 3rd grade and also being a major slacker in 4th and 5th, I have been a good boy</div>Like 2 months ago, me and some friends stole like 2 pizzas out of a car and some other friends stole a few Honda emblems. They gave me one so wutever. I didn't really steal the pizzas either, I was just watching to see if anyone was coming lol.

 

[S_Gurad]

Lol I didnt read the story... but I did the same thing but I stole a whole bunch of junk cakes and chips while not even noticing it. I was daydreaming or real happy or some sh*t. I realized once I crossed the street. "did I even pay for this" I was about 9 so I knew I had like 2 dollaz is my pocket that day and it was still there. No one said anything so I just kept on walkin home. the weird thing is that I think I was eating the chips while walking out.

 

[the_pestilence]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Memphis Fan @ Feb 2 2007, 04:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>We dont have PE in highschool </div>ahhh.... tennessee schooling at its finest