Threads destined to go wrong

[cpawfan]

Time to have a little fun. List thread titles that would be sure to end up being locked. One big rule though, you can't make them about any member of the site.

Some examples:

NBA player most likely to be in a Viagra ad

Do they have a draft process for college basketball groupies to become NBA groupies?

Are NFL players underprivileged since they only get 8 chances for road groupies?

 

[pegs]

Houston fans want Head!

 

[JCB]

"Threads destined to go wrong"

 

[Shapecity]

"LeBron James is already better than Michael Jordan"

 

[Shapecity]

"Kidd to LA, Kwame to NJ"

 

[cpawfan]

Kobe visits Colorado

 

[bbwchingy0007]

*INSERT STAR NAME* demands a trade

Even if it's true

 

[44Thrilla]

T-Mac is a point forward.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

"Is it gay too...?"

 

[cpawfan]

Jason Collins...

 

[pegs]

"Josh Boone sucks!"

 

[o.iatlhawksfan]

"D wade doesn't get enough calls"

" Knicks will be dangerous come playoff time"

 

[cpawfan]

"Globetrotters to play the Knicks after calling the Generals too difficult of an opponent."

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

"Bynum is better than Shaq"

 

[shookem]

New Jersey singlehandedly lowered America's IQ.
Vince to appear in PlayGirl, Nets fans rejoice.
Nine out of ten dentists agree, New Jersey sucks.
What's cooler - Whiskey dick or spending a day in New Jersey?
If it's called the Garden State does that mean everyone there is vegetables?

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shookem @ Dec 26 2007, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>New Jersey singlehandedly lowered America's IQ.
Vince to appear in PlayGirl, Nets fans rejoice.
Nine out of ten dentists agree, New Jersey sucks.
What's cooler - Whiskey dick or spending a day in New Jersey?
If it's called the Garden State does that mean everyone there is vegetables?</div>

Prophecy

 

[zєяσ]

Marcus Williams' comeback so far.....

 

[cpawfan]

"This thread typed slowly for the Canadians"

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

"It's now our fault everyone hates Toronto."

 

[Denny Crane]

What the F are you listening to?

 

[shookem]

New Jersey - because old Jersey smelt like farts.
OMG, I saw a hot women in Jersey, so what if she was leaving I got a picture of her here!
1.5 fun things to do in NJ (psst, the first one is leave).
So if I flush my toilet in New York, which Nets mod gets the first sip down river right?
Bon Jovi demands trade.
Jkidd volunteers at a women's shelter.
Marcus Williams hired as Best Buy's new head of security.

 

[cpawfan]

<span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%">A reminder: nothing with a poster's name please</span>

 

[zєяσ]

Free porn! Must click!

 

[o.iatlhawksfan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Dec 26 2007, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Free porn! Must click!</div>
LOL...I remember on BBF, somebody actually made that thread!

 

[Brand New]

"Sean Williams is better than The Big Dipper"

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I was actually just about to add that. Thanks for saving me the time.

 

[JE]

What's your favorite kind of pussy?

 

[Kid Chocolate]

**** YOUR MOTHER

 

[GMJ]

"Favorite ways to get banned on sports forums?"

"Canada: next on the list after Iraq. Thoughts?"

"What's your favorite second-hand country thats geographically above the United States and wherever Master Shake lives doesn't count?"

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Greenland?