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http://www.oregonlive.com/golf/index.ssf/2017/05/tiger_woods_arrested_for_dui_i.html
 
Now he looks on the level of those herpes biker chicks he was cheating on his hot wife with.

Dumbass.
 
You already know what he was up to from 3-7 am jajajajja
 
Yours going to think Im an idiot but I actually kind of felt sorry for Tiger when the whole "Skank Merry Go Round" cheating thing broke. Here's a guy who spent his whole life being told his self esteem was tied to hitting a ball with a crooked stick. Was it any wonder when his dad passed away he had problems with self worth? Yeah yeah. I know. There are people in the world with real problems. And anyway, his ex-wife got her dough and justice with a nine iron.
 
Yours going to think Im an idiot but I actually kind of felt sorry for Tiger when the whole "Skank Merry Go Round" cheating thing broke. Here's a guy who spent his whole life being told his self esteem was tied to hitting a ball with a crooked stick. Was it any wonder when his dad passed away he had problems with self worth? Yeah yeah. I know. There are people in the world with real problems. And anyway, his ex-wife got her dough and justice with a nine iron.
He deserved punishment but didn't she get hundreds of millions or some absurd amount. Talk about unfair.
 
He deserved punishment but didn't she get hundreds of millions or some absurd amount. Talk about unfair.

Yeah. It seems to be a symptom of a lot of things. I know a lot of guys who attached their self worth to what they did. And then their marriages fell apart and they lost their houses and over half their shit. I just don't think it's as easy to say, "Oh. He's a cheater. He's a fuckup." It's deeper than that.
 
Yeah. It seems to be a symptom of a lot of things. I know a lot of guys who attached their self worth to what they did. And then their marriages fell apart and they lost their houses and over half their shit. I just don't think it's as easy to say, "Oh. He's a cheater. He's a fuckup." It's deeper than that.
He certainly had a type he wanted to cheat with from what I remember.

Had the beautiful trophy wife at home and had the bad girls on the side. Reminded me of Deniro in one of those mob movies that did the nasty stuff with his mistresses because he kissed his wife or something like that.
 
"Hey guys, I wasn't drunk, I was on drugs!"


Tiger Woods was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence early Monday near his home in Jupiter, Florida, according to an online Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office report.

In a statement released Monday evening, Woods said alcohol was not a factor in his arrest, which he said stemmed from an "unexpected reaction" to prescription medication.

"I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said in the statement. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.

"I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too. I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again.

http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
 
"Hey guys, I wasn't drunk, I was on drugs!"


Tiger Woods was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence early Monday near his home in Jupiter, Florida, according to an online Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office report.

In a statement released Monday evening, Woods said alcohol was not a factor in his arrest, which he said stemmed from an "unexpected reaction" to prescription medication.

"I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said in the statement. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.

"I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too. I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again.

http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
Probably 100 percent true. I was a witness to a DUI crash where the lady was on prescription pills. Her lawyer told everyone in front of her they got off easy but the HOT pregnant D.A. said she had a great witness (me) so she played hardball. It was funny and shitty at the same time. They all did the same shit as her.
 
"Hey guys, I wasn't drunk, I was on drugs!"


Tiger Woods was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence early Monday near his home in Jupiter, Florida, according to an online Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office report.

In a statement released Monday evening, Woods said alcohol was not a factor in his arrest, which he said stemmed from an "unexpected reaction" to prescription medication.

"I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said in the statement. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly.

"I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends and the fans. I expect more from myself too. I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again.

http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida
Seems like a sincere PR statement written by a talented staff member.
 
Interesting to read the police report. He wasn't pulled over while driving; he was stopped in a right lane. Police observed him for 20 minutes before interacting with him. Nobody ever actually saw him operate the motor vehicle.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lawyer ends up getting it reduced to unlawful stopping.
 
Interesting to read the police report. He wasn't pulled over while driving; he was stopped in a right lane. Police observed him for 20 minutes before interacting with him. Nobody ever actually saw him operate the motor vehicle.

I wouldn't be surprised if a lawyer ends up getting it reduced to unlawful stopping.

The car was totally fucked up though. Two of the tires were flat. The bumpers were all crunched. I think it would be hard to make that case.

But at the same time, do they convict people who have diabetic episodes while driving?
 
The car was totally fucked up though. Two of the tires were flat. The bumpers were all crunched. I think it would be hard to make that case.

But at the same time, do they convict people who have diabetic episodes while driving?
Yeah--hadn't heard that originally; that probably changes things a bit.

I wonder if someone's going to come forward and claim to have been hit by him.
 
Yeah--hadn't heard that originally; that probably changes things a bit.

I wonder if someone's going to come forward and claim to have been hit by him.

This could rapidly change if he injured or killed someone. I bet the cops are doing a check into any possible damage that was done.
 

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