Tiger Woods likes to get peed on.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://www.nypost.com/p/blogs/tiger_beat/text_messages_from_tiger_to_joslyn_mzQJbwpoJ7qH0nBPu6gJnI

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Maybe

 

[THE HCP]

WHO DOESN'T?

 

[Mamba]

Tiger wants you to beg for his cum. Just do it.

 

[RR7]

sounds more like he wants to pee on her.

 

[julius]

NYPost forgot to edit a certain F word late in the conversation.

Wooooops.

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:

This has been a total s--- trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this s---. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:

Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:

I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don't F------ talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen

you there, F---

 

[DaRizzle]

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[SlyPokerDog]

The last text is the best!

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don't F------ talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F---

Wow Tiger, if you think that is bad wait until the NY Post publishes your texts.

 

[maxiep]

Note: If you're not ready to be faithful to one woman, don't get married. What a fucking idiot.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Note: If you're not ready to be faithful to one woman, don't get married. What a fucking idiot.

Honestly he should just be true to himself and become the Hugh Hefner of golf.

 

[maxiep]

Honestly he should just be true to himself and become the Hugh Hefner of golf.

Exactly! If he weren't married, people wouldn't give two shits about him banging everything that moved.

 

[ehizzy3]

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Damn, she is fugly!

Not hot.

 

[THE HCP]

If you are married and have another woman pee on you, I read that wasn't cheating.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

"THE" It did not make this list

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-its-not-cheating-if/

•...if she kisses me first.
•...it’s payback.
•...if you pay for it.
•...if it’s girl on girl and he’s watching. F*** it, it’s still not cheating even if he’s not. [Blogger’s note: Way to fetishize lesbians, people.]
•...if you didn’t like it.
•...if you broke up for a day.
•....if you don’t get caught.
•...if you didn’t orgasm.
•...if you’re trying to get a promotion.
•...if it’s her homegirls or family.
•...if you get head with a condom on.
•...when you’re being friendly to someone of the opposite sex.
•...if it was through webcam.
•...if it happens in Cancun or Vegas.
•...if I never talk to you again afterwards.
•...if I wore a condom.
•...if you go f*** somebody rich and famous.
•...if you imagine your girl’s face.
•...unless you have proof!

 

[Ed O]

Exactly! If he weren't married, people wouldn't give two shits about him banging everything that moved.

I hope that this would be the case... but I'm not so sure. Right now he is dealing with the double-whammy of hypocrisy (both in terms of sponsorships and his marriage) AND being a bit kinky (which, probably based in our puritan tradition, Americans tend to both love and hate).

I'd love to think that if he were single and doing his thing that he could have the same opportunities without the fallout for his activities, but... for some reason I doubt it.

Would it be as bad? Probably not. But would all those companies have hired the best golfer in the world as their spokesman, knowing he was humping three chicks (guess) a month? Probably not.

Ed O.

 

[KingSpeed]

I don't see what the big deal is. Wilt had sex with 10,000+ women. Rich powerful guys fucking around? That's crazy talk.

 

[Nate4Prez]

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