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Damn,
truly an Italian Christmas...... before I met Kim, I dated not one but two Sicilian women. Needless to say, those flings did not last 3 months. Something about the dark beauty of Sicilians, with fkd up heads....!
Oh really, I'm 50% Sicilian and don't think I'm Fucked up in the head.Damn,
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Oh really, I'm 50% Sicilian and don't think I'm Fucked up in the head.
Yeah but you're also a small pack of dynamite I'll bet.
You got that right babe.Yeah but you're also a small pack of dynamite I'll bet.
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Oh really, I'm 50% Sicilian and don't think I'm Fucked up in the head.
That's because your only 50% Sicilian............those pure blooded women, must of laid the ground work for Le Cosa Nostra, simply copying their deadly approach.......
I found out quick, why Canucks and (pure blooded), Sicilians don't get along to well. Napoleon tried to reinvent the Pizza Pie, and was exiled as a result.......
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Oh really, I'm 50% Sicilian and don't think I'm Fucked up in the head.
PS: your not fkd up in the head, at all; your the fresh Spring Lillie's blooming, with such effervescent natural perfumed mind.......
Your right 50% Sicilian, 50% Calabrese. BTW I have 2 Canadian friends so there.
those pure blooded women, must of laid the ground work for Le Cosa Nostra, simply copying their deadly approach.......
I found out quick, why Canucks and (pure blooded), Sicilians don't get along to well. Napoleon tried to reinvent the Pizza Pie, and was exiled as a result.......
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Your right 50% Sicilian, 50% Calabrese. BTW I have 2 Canadian friends so there.
ah oh, I am in trouble, Ayez pitié de mon âne boiteux Canuck,
S'il vous plaît. (have mercy on my lame Canuck ass, please...!!)
ooops, wrong language, but it is still applicable to Paris.....or is it...?
ah oh, I am in trouble, Ayez pitié de mon âne boiteux Canuck,
S'il vous plaît. (have mercy on my lame Canuck ass, please...!!)
ooops, wrong language, but it is still applicable to Paris.....or is it...?
Rob your a trip. LMAO.
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Why thank You....!!! I am not sure why I am wired this way, could be the falling off of the delivery table on my head, when I was born, ......Could be hanging around other like minded demented souls, like Rick...........Yep, its all Rick's fault.....!!
When all else fails...............Blame Rick.
Could be hanging around other like minded demented souls, like Rick...........Yep, its all Rick's fault.....!!