Tom Brokaw Explains Canada To Americans

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South Park explained it better.

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What is Canada?
 
Old Marc and Jorden were sitting around one day it their new found land and got to thinking how nice and quite it was up there north of the 39th parallel when Marc say" Jorden we need to come up with a name for this here place, ah!" Jorden remarks "We do but what should we call it?

Marc thinks for a minute then comes up with an idea " I got this box of wooden letters here from an old word game, ah" "Why done I pull out a couple letter and see what we get, ah." Jorden agreees with that idea and tells Marc if he pulls out a letter he would write it down on a piece of paper so they wouldn't forget it.

So Marc shakes up the box to mix up the letter, and starts to pull out letters, he hollers out to Jorden as he pulls out the letters "C ah!" "N ah!" "D ah!"
 
Shapecity said:
They are the country that blamed TOO MUCH fan support and national pride for their Olympic participants choking on their homecourt.
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lets see... we have a tenth of your population and u guys have have 30 medals and we have 15, that makes us badarse. and we have universal health care as well!!!

i suggest u drown out your american worries by listening to the hip and meditating on our awesomeness!!!

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ABM said:
Old Marc and Jorden were sitting around one day it their new found land and got to thinking how nice and quite it was up there north of the 39th parallel when Marc say" Jorden we need to come up with a name for this here place, ah!" Jorden remarks "We do but what should we call it?

Marc thinks for a minute then comes up with an idea " I got this box of wooden letters here from an old word game, ah" "Why done I pull out a couple letter and see what we get, ah." Jorden agreees with that idea and tells Marc if he pulls out a letter he would write it down on a piece of paper so they wouldn't forget it.

So Marc shakes up the box to mix up the letter, and starts to pull out letters, he hollers out to Jorden as he pulls out the letters "C ah!" "N ah!" "D ah!"
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its the 49th parallel btw.
 
Black Mamba said:
What is Canada?
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Black Mamba said:
What is Canada?
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Canada is where I go to meet women from countries other than Canada and the USA.

I think that they put it into their Constitution or something.

Ed O.
 
I see.

Has Canada every done anything relevant in the world? I might have to visit this place they call...CANADA.
 
Nevermind, I just read that Canada is such a shit hole that Boner went there to end his own life. America was too good for him to end his life in.
 
Nate4Prez said:
I guess that makes Mexico America's ass?
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Adams apple? Neck hair? Gold crucifix neck chain?

The ass would probably be around Ecuador.

So I guess Jamaica is our ejaculate?
 
Black Mamba said:
Nevermind, I just read that Canada is such a shit hole that Boner went there to end his own life. America was too good for him to end his life in.
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Damn them and their socialized deathicine!
 
It's fun to make fun of Canada, but honestly, it is such a fun place to visit.

Other than the miserable weather - living in Vancouver, BC or Toronto would not be a bad thing at all...
 
All of you talk shit about Canada and yes, free health care, I love it here, and I don't care if it snows, we have smoking hot babes at ski resorts so suck on that. Also, the Americans in the Olympics are always known to bring in a lot of medals, but I like how Canada is doing and really it's all about the gold baby, and we should have the most by the end.
 
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