Top 10 reasons our draft sucked

[Mediocre Man]

10. KP went missing shortly before the draft to look for his Michael Jackson glove for good luck

9. KP knows next years draft is better, so he has decided to tank the season

8. Nate locked KP out of the room and orchestrated the draft himself

7. KP took advantage of a "ding" special on southwest airlines

6. Won 1300.00 on cash cab and called Paul Allen to say Fuck you I am moving to Brazil

5. It was retro night at the Rose Garden, and John Nash made our picks

4. He let "The Magic 8 Ball" make his picks

3. KP heard the draft was tonight and moved to Canada to avoid it

2. David Stern hates us so bad he called out different names than were on the draft card

1. KP had too much to drink while attending Ione's going away party

 

[Da_O]

10. KP went missing shortly before the draft to look for his Michael Jackson glove for good luck

9. KP knows next years draft is better, so he has decided to tank the season

8. Nate locked KP out of the room and orchestrated the draft himself

7. KP took advantage of a "ding" special on southwest airlines

6. Won 1300.00 on cash cab and called Paul Allen to say Fuck you I am moving to Brazil

5. It was retro night at the Rose Garden, and John Nash made our picks

4. He let "The Magic 8 Ball" make his picks

3. KP heard the draft was tonight and moved to Canada to avoid it

2. David Stern hates us so bad he called out different names than were on the draft card

1. KP had too much to drink while attending Ione's going away party

This is a miserable attempt at humor.

 

[Nikolokolus]

I laughed.

 

[alex42083]

haha.. that was kind of funny.

 

[andalusian]

#5 was the best.

You got what you wanted, however - we are now clearly in FA/Trade mode. Just what you wanted.

 

[Mediocre Man]

#5 was the best.

You got what you wanted, however - we are now clearly in FA/Trade mode. Just what you wanted.

Yeah, I actually didn't mind the first pick. Great move to get talent and not eat up cap space. Trading Sergio for space was good too. My beefs are with the second round picks. I don't get them at all, unless they re for somoene else in July?

I am also kind of shocked that Blake and Travis are still on the roster. Now it's either waive them and get nothing or trade them to a team that doesn't mind paying them. They could keep them, but that makes less sense than the first two options because both need to be upgraded.

Waiving them actually makes the most sense to me because you would have enough cap space (15 mil) after waiving them to more than likely get Hedo and Kidd.