Tough Questions

[redneck]

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONSQuestion 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, threewho were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Question 2:It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.Candidate A -Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10martinis a day.Candidate B -He was kicked out t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium incollege and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.Candidate C -He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinksan occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.Which of t hese candidates would be your Choice?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500employees and has the following statistics:* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse* 7 have been arrested for fraud* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses* 3 have done time for assault* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last yearCan you guess which organization this is?

 

[JustBlaze]

I know 2 is like Roosevelt and Hitler or something, and 3 is the US Congressmen

 

[CRaZy_KiCkz]

yeah hitler is the one that looks the best. and ive heard the first one before but I dont remember it

 

[Illosophee]

<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">I know the first two questions, but I don't know the last one.</span>

 

[Chris]

Yeah same, I only know the 1st 2.