Politics TRUMP ORDERS ALL WHITE HOUSE PHONES COVERED IN TIN FOIL

[oldfisherman]

Source, The New Yorker, reported by Andy Borowitz.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a frenzy of early-morning activity on Saturday, President Donald J. Trump ordered aides to immediately cover every phone in the White House with tin foil, White House sources confirmed.

According to the sources, Trump contacted staffers Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer at approximately 6 a.m. and instructed them to purchase enough tin foil to cover every phone in the building.

The President, still wearing his bathrobe after what was reportedly a sleepless night, personally supervised the tin-foil installation, sources said.

“Wrap it tighter,” he was heard bellowing at Conway.

Link to the story.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...rs-all-white-house-phones-covered-in-tin-foil
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April fools.

 

[Natebishop3]

But.... its' the 8th?

 

[barfo]

But.... its' the 8th?

Fool me on the eighth, shame, shame on you crazy diamond, won't get schooled again, schools out for summer, got the summertime blues.

barfo