But he could ride at the front while sitting in his throne. I'll bet he's figuring out a way to get the government to pay for his bejeweled crown and luxurious red and white cape. Do you think he'll demand gold sandals?
But everyone loves Santa Claus 'cause he loves all the little children no matter their race, religion or ethnicity. Santa is full of love not hate.
Let him pound the ground with a military rifle as a private first class for a few years, most of which would be in combat. Then, I'd say he can have his parades, he's earned them.
