Under the Microscope: #1_War_Poet_ForLife

[Hunter]

Welcome to Under the Microscope at S2. This weeks contestant is #1_War_Poet_ForLife

This questioning period will last for a week and after that period theBeef will collect all the questions, answer them, and create a new thread labeled "UTM Answers."

Remember the ground rules:
- You may only ask up to three questions.
- Don't ask for names, addresses, phone numbers questions, or any other personal information.
- Refrain from asking "Who's the best poster on the forums?" or "How good of a poster am I?" type questions.
- Be sure to check if a question you plan to ask hasn't already been posted.
- And, as always, #1_War_Poet_ForLife has the right to refuse to answer your question if he's not comfortable with it.

Don't forget to vote for the next participant. And finally, if you are interested in participating in UTM, send me Hunter.

This thread will be open for three days, when it will be closed so #1_War_Poet_ForLife can type up his answers.

Let's get it going!

(MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR NEXT WEEK'S CONTESTANT IN THE POLL)

 

[Hunter]

1. Make your dream sandwhich?

2. Career Goals?

3. Favorite Summer Olympic Sport (not including basketball)

 

[GMJ]

I couldn't make up my mind so I voted for all three! (Not really, but the poll allows you to vote for more than one person

)

I'll refrain until the poll is fixed.

Here are my questions

1. You know more than anyone else the joys of changing your user name. If you could change anyone's user name for it to be more fitting, who would you choose, and to what?

2. Are you upset that you can't talk about girls your age without someone pulling the Chris Hansen pic on you?

<strike>3. I'll need to know your favorite non-basketball Olympic sport.

</strike>edit: oh what the hell, Hunter?

3. Assuming career opportunities are equal and therefore negligible, where would you live out of the places you've been this summer (obviously, this includes the USA).

 

[tim]

1) Favorite non-basketball Olympic sport?

2) Favorite band/musician?

3) Favorite non basketball athlete?

 

[The Return of the Raider]

1. If you could have 3 super powers, what would they be?

2. What is your favorite world empire that existed prior to 1800 AD. (or the most interesting)

3. Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[pegs]

Favorite under 18 female star?

Favorite and least favorite thing about India?

How was Mexico?

 

[huevonkiller]

Since you're a big Yankee guy, what exactly is your opinion of A-Rod's legacy and his post-season issues?

In general, what are the most overrated persons/places/things (doesn't have to be about sports)?

 

[JE]

1. Favorite model?

2. Most recent spoken words?

3. Ideal vacation spot?

 

[44Thrilla]

What's your favorite Olympic sport, not including basketball?

 

[CelticKing]

Where would you want to live outside the US?

Your favorite city/town or country that you have visited and would love to go back time after time?

How many languages you speak, and what languages would you like/plan to learn?

 

[kobimel]

1. If you could go back in time to a specific place at a specific time, what would it be?

2. Where would Michael Phelps be placed on your "Top Athletes of All Time" list?

3. What will Team USA accomplish at the Olympics? Any losses? To which team/s?

 

[JE]

poor ace... now i regret voting for myself in the poll. =(

 

[Kid Chocolate]

Favorite Olympic sport? (excluding basketball)

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Aug 13 2008, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Favorite Olympic sport? (excluding basketball)</div>

smartass.

(1) Name three places you've been that are least likely to have been visited by another poster on S2.

(2) What are your five favorite movies?

(3) If you could live anywhere in the world for one year in the past, where would you chose, what year, and why?

 

[NJNetz]

1. Why do you think you're so cool?
2. If you could replace anyone on Team USA, who would it be? And with whom? ($5 says there will be some kind of Kidd joke here)
3. What are your 5 favorite movie characters?

 

[Big Frame]

If you make a Kidd joke in Joker's 2nd question, could I have 5 bucks?

Who is your fav. Boston Red Sox player right now?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[ace]

1. If there was a time machine to go back in time to change one thing, what would it be?
2. If you could wake up to any song what would it be?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I'm back, guys, so I'll start answering soon(ish). I want more questions, dammit.

 

[Dumpy]

I have a few more, if I can go over the limit:

(1) What the heck does your user name mean? Why did you choose it? Why isn't there a space between "For" and "Life?"

(2) What do you think are the three greatest movies ever made?

(3) Name your greatest non-sports heroes (living or dead), and explain why you look up to them.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I'm disappointed that Dumpy didn't ask me about Chess. I was looking forward to that one.

 

[pegs]

Who would you rather wanna see: my facebook stalkee, KC and Jigga's tranny hookers, or the <s>trannies</s> girls Shake claims he "hooks up with" at the 16 and under clubs?

Who would you most wanna grow up to be like - ghoti, cpawfan, FOMW or Dumpy?

If you met a girl who was really pretty, but went cross-eyed every once in a while, would you go out with her? (picture nice, ample breasts, a petite yet cute rump, pretty hazel eyes, nice legs...and she's got the V card)

 

[GMJ]

...every once in a while? lol wtf?

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Aug 15 2008, 09:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>...every once in a while? lol wtf?</div>

Yeah. She's normal most of the time...but sometimes, when you're looking her in the eyes and talking to her, she goes all crazy eyes and you can't tell what she's lookin at.

 

[Dumpy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_War_Poet_ForLife @ Aug 15 2008, 08:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm disappointed that Dumpy didn't ask me about Chess. I was looking forward to that one.</div>

ha, I forgot.

(4) how do you respond to 1. d4?

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy @ Aug 15 2008, 09:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>(4) how do you respond to 1. d4?</div>

That was a Chess question???

Well...I guess you now know I don't play!

 

[Dumpy]

(5) How many different handles have you gone by, what did they mean, and why did you choose them?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

I'm busy Tuesday, so I'll be answering all of these questions tomorrow.

 

[gambitnut]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (#1_War_Poet_ForLife @ Aug 15 2008, 08:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'm disappointed that Dumpy didn't ask me about Chess. I was looking forward to that one.</div>

ha, I forgot.

(4) how do you respond to 1. d4?

Now that I know to ask chess questions ...

1. How do you respond to 1. e4?
2. Do you prefer 1. e4 or 1. d4 or another first move?
3. Who is your favorite chessplayer of all time?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

Answering now.