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Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

I believe that line is god speaking on the punishment of false prophets or idols. Seems odd to grab half a line and attribute it in some fashion to beheadings. Whatever.
 
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RR7 said:
I believe that line is god speaking on the punishment of false prophets or idols. Seems odd to grab half a line and attribute it in some fashion to beheadings. Whatever.
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That's the problem with religion, even Christianity. There is teachings, but what is the true message? I don't think most Muslims believe that you are justified to chop the heads off of non believers. Whatever the case, I believe any extremist needs a reality check.
 
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Bobbitism verse 214: we had surely seized him by the balls....
 
Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

RR7 said:
I believe that line is god speaking on the punishment of false prophets or idols. Seems odd to grab half a line and attribute it in some fashion to beheadings. Whatever.
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I believe you have it. It is an odd scene to enact repeatedly. It seems they like it to impress the world of non believers.

"But, verily, It (the Koran) isa warning for the God-fearing;
And we well know that there are of you who treat it as a falsehood.
But it shall be the despair of infidels,
For it is the very truth of sure knowledge.
Praise, then, the name of thy Lord, the Great."

You will notice, they always do it to an infidel.
 
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magnifier661 said:
That's the problem with religion, even Christianity. There is teachings, but what is the true message? I don't think most Muslims believe that you are justified to chop the heads off of non believers. Whatever the case, I believe any extremist needs a reality check.
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Actually I think that verse is informing the Muslim that if they fail to believe, they should lose their head, taken by the right hand, and cut through the vein of his neck.

Doing it to an infidel reaffirms to the world, infidel and Muslims both that the Koran and Sharia shall be enforced. This is how it is done.
 
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I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them.
 
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Eastoff said:
I will execute great vengeance on them with wrathful rebukes. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon them.
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Yeah but that's different!
 
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RR7 said:
So Matthew changed it where not only do you burn in hell for murder, but also for calling them a fool. Damn. I thought things got better.
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That wasn't Matthew, that was Jesus. And if you think that's what he meant, I wouldn't want you to be on some jury for my life.
 
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magnifier661 said:
That wasn't Matthew, that was Jesus. And if you think that's what he meant, I wouldn't want you to be on some jury for my life.
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I was just making a joke. I don't really care.
 
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RR7 said:
I was just making a joke. I don't really care.
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Oh well if it's no concern, then I guess making a joke is fine. Then again, we even read this thread then? Are you bored?
 
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magnifier661 said:
Oh well if it's no concern, then I guess making a joke is fine. Then again, we even read this thread then? Are you bored?
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Well the thread wasn't about Matthew or Jesus. I read a thread. I responded. To a follow up post, I made a small joke. Sorry if it bothered you. Lighten up Francis.
 
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so they must be looking for a left handed person, should narrow it down
 
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RR7 said:
Well the thread wasn't about Matthew or Jesus. I read a thread. I responded. To a follow up post, I made a small joke. Sorry if it bothered you. Lighten up Francis.
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Oh I thought you responded to me and my link. But you don't care. Got it...
 
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MarAzul said:
Sura LXIX Mecca. 52 Verses.

This the third time now, we had seen this scene from the Koran executed in view of the world
by the faithful.

This is not from the radical Koran, the everyday Koran, same one followed by all of Islam's two billion Muslims.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...=4ygLPQtk5MJ3fVOBNAlPdg&bvm=bv.73373277,d.aWw
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I like it but I don't think Denny wants me moderating the forum that way.

Keep those suggestions coming in!
 
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magnifier661 said:
Oh I thought you responded to me and my link. But you don't care. Got it...
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Jokes. Sorry they upset you so much.
 
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you think thats bad, i told a joke the other day that made mags call sly! no joke!
 
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RR7 said:
Jokes. Sorry they upset you so much.
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No this was the second time you said you didn't care, yet you posted. I'm just trying to figure if you care or don't. If you think I'm bothered by it, you are mistaken. I'm just worried if you have something wrong with you that hampers your perception of caring.

Call it being concerned about your well being
 
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magnifier661 said:
No this was the second time you said you didn't care, yet you posted. I'm just trying to figure if you care or don't. If you think I'm bothered by it, you are mistaken. I'm just worried if you have something wrong with you that hampers your perception of caring.

Call it being concerned about your well being
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I cared about making a joke. Which is why I went to my computer and posted the joke. I wasn't too concerned about getting anything in your link 100% accurate because I didn't care if I was accurate. Or about the teachings of the bible. Read the first paragraph, and laughed at taking the literal translation and being damned to hell for calling someone a fool. Which I get isn't what is meant. But, you know, jokes. Or, clearly you don't.
 
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Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

RR7 said:
I cared about making a joke. Which is why I went to my computer and posted the joke. I wasn't too concerned about getting anything in your link 100% accurate because I didn't care if I was accurate. Or about the teachings of the bible. Read the first paragraph, and laughed at taking the literal translation and being damned to hell for calling someone a fool. Which I get isn't what is meant. But, you know, jokes. Or, clearly you don't.
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Okay got it....

You wanted to make a joke about something you don't know anything about. Kinda like telling black jokes or something? Didn't know you were like that being all liberal and shit.

So we can all agree that you don't care about religion, like when you said you don't give a shit about it in another thread, but you care enough to dig on a religion as a joke. Seems a little petty, but if you think that's funny I guess.
 
Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

What. The. Fuck. Have a good night.
 
Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

this thread is 3 @ /\/ @ /\/ @ 5!
 
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Christians rule, Muslims drool!
 
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Jokes are against the site's terms of service, if you don't care about the subject of the thread.

We've got to have rules, after all.
 
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Minstrel said:
Jokes are against the site's terms of service, if you don't care about the subject of the thread.

We've got to have rules, after all.
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Damnit, what subsection is that rule under? I must have an old version.
 
Re: We had surely seized him by the right hand, And had cut through the vein of his

this is literally the best direction this thread could have gone
 
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