Notice We Need a New Sign for LeBron

[Sedatedfork]

LeBron -- we won't fuck your mom

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Lebron, join Lillard on the Blazers and you guys can be LL Cool Team.

 

[dviss1]

Thanks for the clarification.

So it says: "Why not win another for the land?" WTF does that mean?

You're missing the PORTLAND underneath that?

 

[BBert]

It sounds dummer than "We the north".

 

[Shaboid]

Sign with Portland and OHSU will throw in a lifetime supply of hair plugs! "

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Hey LeBron - if you live here you can get your Nike money in actual bags of banknotes delivered by hand"

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Hey LeBron - Bonzi was just kidding!"

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Hey LeBron - even at 36 you'd still be our most athletic player!"

 

[dviss1]

Sign with Portland and OHSU will throw in a lifetime supply of hair plugs! "

I'll take him hair plugs and all.... But that Liberty bell tho...

 

[Shaboid]

I'll take him hair plugs and all.... But that Liberty bell tho...

I have all the respect for LeBron as a person and skills as a player (no as much as an employee, but that a different topic), but I must say that he looks like the guy from Home Alone after he heat got burnt to a crisp.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That was fun.

No way Lebron is coming here now.

No way any top free agent is coming here now.

 

[Chris Craig]

That was fun.

No way Lebron is coming here now.

No way any top free agent is coming here now.

Nope. Staying far away from here unless its to come destroy us like the Pelicans

 

[SportsAndWhine]

That was fun.

No way Lebron is coming here now.

No way any top free agent is coming here now.

Yeah nobody is going to come here for the Unique Opportunity of Working Way Too Hard to Get to The Second Round.

Gotta trade CJ to get someone now.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If we were to get a new sign for Lebron, this is what it would need to say.

 

[Orion Bailey]

If we were to get a new sign for Lebron, this is what it would need to say.

And what the score is!!!

 

[Boob-No-More]

If we were to get a new sign for Lebron, this is what it would need to say.

Unlike the original lame ass sign, this one is actually clever.

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

LEBRON, MRS. HCP IS WAITING

 

[Chris Craig]

This one might get his attention now

 

[Lanny]

I know there isn't a snowball's chance in hell Lebron is coming here (cue up the reverse jinx) but...

I CANNOT be included in the ilk that would sanction this shit:

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Sooo... Who knows how to start a Go fund me? I don't even ask my MOMMA for money...

I'll donate and I'll get others to as well. I know LOTS of people who would donate 5-10 bucks.

Let's get this shit moving! We are the REAL fans! Portland is known for having intelligent fans NOT stupid ones calling Bron a 3rd option. Let's SHOW them! Who's with me!!

The Portland metro area has about 2 1/4 Million people. Out of that maybe 1 1/2 Million are adults. Out of that maybe 10% or 150,000 are NBA fans. Out of that maybe 100,000 tops would contribute $7.50 average. That would be a grand total of $750,000.00. Do you think we could get LeBron James for 3/4 of a Million dollars?

Nope, the money has to come from investor(s) who would expect a profit out of his/her/their risk.

 

[BigGameDamian]

I like it!

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[LayneStaley]

I’d rather have Durant, he doesn’t lose in the finals like LBJ, If only there woulda been a way to land him coming outta college.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

our dame needs a King

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I’d rather have Durant, he doesn’t lose in the finals like LBJ, If only there woulda been a way to land him coming outta college.

Except in 2012, when he lost TO Lebron, but that doesn't count...

 

[tykendo]

I’d rather have Durant, he doesn’t lose in the finals like LBJ, If only there woulda been a way to land him coming outta college.

I'd take LeBron anyday over anyone else in the sport. He's still the MAN!

 

[Voodoo]

The sign is missing the “in the regular season.” part, if it said that then it would make sense so he could coast being the third option during the regular season.

 

[BlazerWookee]

If we were to get a new sign for Lebron, this is what it would need to say.

<facepalm>

 

[Lanny]

"Hey LeBron - even at 36 you'd still be our most athletic player!"

Even at 36 he'd still be anyone's most athletic player.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Oh my darlin', Honk 3 times on the horn of you want Bron