Well, Now...Will You Look At The Baby Seal

[ABM]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090921/ap_en_ce/us_tv_emmy_vignettes

LOS ANGELES – The firefighters working the red carpet at Sunday's 61st annual Emmy Awards were worried that at least one reality TV star might be going home with more than just a trophy.

"Hey, did you see Heidi Klum? She's like 8 months pregnant. So you be ready, you might have to deliver," fire Inspector Jim Fisher said to his colleague Craig Hancock as they and other authorities hustled Emmy VIPs into the Nokia Theatre.

A bystander asked Fisher if he knew what Klum, the host of "Project Runway," was wearing.

"Don"t ask a guy wearing polyester that kind of question," replied Fisher, dressed in a white uniform shirt and fire-resistant gray pants.

"What about me? This is wool," piped up Sgt. Pete Foster, who was wearing a wool shirt................

 

[Mediocre Man]

Since we are talking Emmy's, can we all agree that despite your political preference the dress worn with Obama all over it the ugliest dress in the history of awards shows....and I am including that dead stork thing Bjork wore several years ago.

 

[maxiep]

Since we are talking Emmy's, can we all agree that despite your political preference the dress worn with Obama all over it the ugliest dress in the history of awards shows....and I am including that dead stork thing Bjork wore several years ago.

I just went and looked it up. WTF?

http://www.examiner.com/x-19115-Atl...what-was-Victoria-Rowell-wearing-at-the-Emmys

 

[barfo]

That's rather peculiar.

barfo

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Klum is beautiful.