OT What Are The Odds Of That

[Chris Craig]

- The odds of being killed by a bolt of lightning are the same as the odds of dying falling out of bed

- Odds that you will be killed by a plane falling out of the sky...1 in 25 million. Odds it happens today. 1 in 7 trillion

- You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark

- You have a 1 in 3,333 chance of being drafted into the NBA

- You have 1 in 10,000 odds of being injured by a toilet

 

[crandc]

I have a friend who periodically wouldn't go to sporting events because she was convinced there would be a terrorist attack. Yet she insisted on driving rather than take BART despite the people who drink their way through games and then get on the road.

 

[barfo]

- You have a 1 in 3,333 chance of being drafted into the NBA

That's great! I thought at my age it would be much, much closer to zero.

barfo

 

[ehizzy3]

Odds of dog sly pokering, 1 in 100

 

[stampedehero]

- The odds of being killed by a bolt of lightning are the same as the odds of dying falling out of bed

- Odds that you will be killed by a plane falling out of the sky...1 in 25 million. Odds it happens today. 1 in 7 trillion

- You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark

- You have a 1 in 3,333 chance of being drafted into the NBA

- You have 1 in 10,000 odds of being injured by a toilet

-As a Blazer fan, the odds of our team winning a championship rank between that 1 in 3,333 chance.

 

[Chris Craig]

Odds of @Chris Craig getting laid any time soon...

The odds must be pretty good cause I laid with my wife last night.

 

[Lanny]

- The odds of being killed by a bolt of lightning are the same as the odds of dying falling out of bed

- Odds that you will be killed by a plane falling out of the sky...1 in 25 million. Odds it happens today. 1 in 7 trillion

- You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark

- You have a 1 in 3,333 chance of being drafted into the NBA

- You have 1 in 10,000 odds of being injured by a toilet

I had a damned fight with my toilet because it wouldn't flush fast enough and the damned toilet beat the living crap out of me. Now, I have to give the toilet a bow before sitting down.

 

[Lanny]

The odds must be pretty good cause I laid with my wife last night.

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Look, I've seen your nose ring, your wife laid you.