Old Viet Nam GI Ballad sung to the tune of "Sweet Betsy From Pike" modernized to fit the lethargic actions of the current Yankee regime!
Cashman and Levine head the Yankee Brass
Who all sit in conference with thumbs up their ass.
Games find the park empty, our fans have lost hope,
They told Hank and Hal to go piss up a rope.