What you need to know about Jack Bauer...

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.</div>
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After Season 6 of 24, the Chinese will be on the Endangered Species List.</div>

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">When faced with multiple nuclear threats to the country The President Of The United States said, and I quote, "Get me Jack Bauer." He didn't say, "Get me the guy who sells the Total Gym."
I found them to be funny.</div>


I found them to be funny.

 

[bbwSwish]

Mamba is gonna die when he reads these.