Game Thread WHO KILLED DENNY CRANE?

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I think we all know by now Denny Crane will never be heard from again on this board. Word is his condo door was kicked in by the SDPD after a requested welfare check and no response to the doorbell.

Aside from an autographed 8x10 glossy of Austan Goolsbee on the mantel, a beer-stained coaster from The Open Seas, and some muddy dog-paw prints on the lime-green shag rug, the place was empty.

Interviews with his previous neighbors in Chicago, IL and Lake Oswego, OR yielded no clues as to his whereabouts or whether foul play was involved in his disappearance.

Maybe if everyone shares their theory, we can arrive at the truth.

If you've ever played Clue, or seen the movie, you know what to do.
 
What's a Denny Crane?

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Denny Crane is fine, find a new slant.
 
Denny Crane would obviously have posted here lately, were it not for the fact that he's as dead as Joe Biden's chance to be President.

His career field of pocket-padding is not on the essential job list, so he'd be locked down with nothing to do just like most of you.

Stop pretending.
 
Denny Crane would obviously have posted here lately, were it not for the fact that he's as dead as Joe Biden's chance to be President.

His career field of pocket-padding is not on the essential job list, so he'd be locked down with nothing to do just like most of you.

Stop pretending.
So, you're saying he's very much alive.
 
+First, I hope he ok and his family the same. With this Virus wrecking everything, that was the first thing on my mind. Most probably, he is in a log cabin in Idaho.
 
+First, I hope he ok and his family the same. With this Virus wrecking everything, that was the first thing on my mind. Most probably, he is in a log cabin in Idaho.

Rumor has it, he has a compound on Ruby Ridge.
 
What's a Denny Crane?

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