Who will rescue the Nigerian girls first?

[MarAzul]

1. The Navy Seals (If Obama can muster the time needed to give the Go order)

2. The Loyal Sons of Allah, the Desert Donkey Humper Corp.

If Allah's boys show up first, what will they do?

A. Rescue the girls

B. Bid on the girls.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Kony

 

[PapaG]

Kony

Sweatshop kids in Indonesia.

 

[blue32]

Considering they've probably almost all have been raped by now, I'd say its more of a salvage mission than rescue.

However with that said, I hope some sort of special forces from US or Allies can rescue them.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

since when does the US give a shit about kidnapped africans?

 

[Further]

I love it when a plan comes together!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

since when does the US give a shit about kidnapped africans?

Earthy, but I tend to agree. Why is this up to us?

 

[MARIS61]

Your tax dollars in action.

Funny we haven't spent them for whom they were intended.

The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children® gathers key facts regarding the issues of missing and sexually exploited children and Internet safety and updates these facts and statistics frequently.

The most recent, comprehensive national study for the number of missing children estimated in 1999: [1]
Approximately 800,000 children younger than 18 were reported missing.
More than 200,000 children were abducted by family members.
More than 58,000 children were abducted by nonfamily members.
An estimated 115 children were the victims of “stereotypical” kidnapping. These “stereotypical” kidnappings involved someone the child did not know or was an acquaintance. The child was held overnight, transported 50 miles or more, killed, ransomed or held with the intent to keep the child permanently.

http://www.missingkids.com/KeyFacts

 

[Cryptkeeper]

I love how MarAzul almost makes a contest out of saving their lives.

 

[jlprk]

I love everything about him.

 

[Sedatedfork]

Is this retaliation for helping the Nigerian Prince offload millions of dollars from the death of his rich son?

 

[MARIS61]

Much of Africa is rife with cowardly but truly sociopathic warlords. They have no political or governmental legitimacy, and they commit heinous attrocities because they really, really enjoy doing so. The UN should send death squads after every one of them. Until they are dead, no progress will occur.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

wanna hear a something totally unexpected?

nigeria has a lot of oil! a shitload! and its the good "sweet" stuff (low sulfur), the kind you make gas out of. they are americas #5 oil importer, they contribute about 10% of all imported us oil.

"rebels"and "militants" have been making it hard on shell, mobil, chevron, and texaco lately, who all own significant interests in nigeria (obviously). makes you wonder why the media gives a shit all of the sudden, must be a coincidence.

see, the usa doesnt care if they all rape and kill each other, as long as the warlords keep that oil flowing. as soon as it stops flowing?

"oh the atrocities!!"

give me a fucking break, the media has turned a blind eye to their suffering for the most part, and all of the sudden, its a big deal? hundreds of girls get raped or tortured to death every week there. this isnt a new thing. so anyone that all of the sudden thinks this is a big deal (it IS a big deal, and has been for decades), either hasnt been paying attention on purpose, or is a brainwashed big oil puppet hack job dipshit, and is purposefully exploiting the current situation for a talking point.

 

[MarAzul]

wanna hear a something totally unexpected?

nigeria has a lot of oil! a shitload! and its the good "sweet" stuff (low sulfur), the kind you make gas out of. they are americas #5 oil importer, they contribute about 10% of all imported us oil.

"rebels"and "militants" have been making it hard on shell, mobil, chevron, and texaco lately, who all own significant interests in nigeria (obviously). makes you wonder why the media gives a shit all of the sudden, must be a coincidence.

see, the usa doesnt care if they all rape and kill each other, as long as the warlords keep that oil flowing. as soon as it stops flowing?

"oh the atrocities!!"

give me a fucking break, the media has turned a blind eye to their suffering for the most part, and all of the sudden, its a big deal? hundreds of girls get raped or tortured to death every week there. this isnt a new thing. so anyone that all of the sudden thinks this is a big deal (it IS a big deal, and has been for decades), either hasnt been paying attention on purpose, or is a brainwashed big oil puppet hack job dipshit, and is purposefully exploiting the current situation for a talking point.

They say on TV, if you experience an erection that last for more that five hour, get help.
What do you think, a Glock about right for you?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

keep my penis out of your mouth

 

[PapaG]

So Twitter hashtagging for a few days didn't work.

Maybe it's time to unfriend Boko Haram on Facebook to show them we really mean it?

 

[MARIS61]

Maybe it's time to give this guy a call?

 

[PapaG]

Maybe it's time to give this guy a call?

Perhaps this guy.

 

[riverman]

1. The Navy Seals (If Obama can muster the time needed to give the Go order)

2. The Loyal Sons of Allah, the Desert Donkey Humper Corp.

If Allah's boys show up first, what will they do?

A. Rescue the girls

B. Bid on the girls.

I'd go with B, bid on the girls while fondling the livestock

 

[PDXFonz]

 

[PapaG]

Will more hashtags help end this stuff? Maybe change the wording a bit to show them we really REALLY mean it this time?

http://online.wsj.com/articles/boko-haram-kidnaps-more-girls-in-nigeria-1402336940

Boko Haram Kidnaps More Girls in Nigeria

ACCRA, Ghana—Nigeria's Islamist insurgency on Monday kidnapped some 20 girls just miles from a small town where the group abducted several hundred schoolgirls in April, local officials said, in an attack that exposed the military's absence in an area the president pledged to protect.

The village of Garkin Fulani was preparing for its weekly market early Monday when Boko Haram fighters pulled up in a tractor trailer and began pulling young girls into the truck, said Adu Ibrahim, the area's chairman for a vigilante group called the Civilian Joint Task Force.

The village straddles the same dirt road that leads to Chibok, a small and remote town where Boko Haram kidnapped 276 schoolgirls in April. The area is the heartland of the insurgency, which has flourished over the past five years despite government efforts to suppress it.

 

[MARIS61]

Go get 'em back yourself PapaG!

Show her how it's done.

 

[blue32]

wtf is that hashtag shit. wow.