OT Who's going to be Lockout Shawn Kemp?

[Rastapopoulos]

Remember when Shawn Kemp came back from the lockout twice the size he was when it started? What current NBA player is going to emerge from Social Isolation having totally let himself go? My money's on Jokic.

 

[ehizzy3]

Remember when Shawn Kemp came back from the lockout twice the size he was when it started? What current NBA player is going to emerge from Social Isolation having totally let himself go? My money's on Jokic.

jokic has been spending the last month playing Pokémon on gameboy and drinking mt dew

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Zion.

First real break from basketball, got money.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Zion.

First real break from basketball, got money.

I genuinely hope this isn't the case... I may not be as high on him as others, but he seems like a very good guy. I already fear for his health long term, and hope he doesn't struggle with his weight. He's the 1st guy I thought of though.

 

[ehizzy3]

Caleb

 

[julius]

Raymond Felton.

 

[kjironman1]

Maybe 1M can put a little weight on?

 

[Strenuus]

Raymond Felton.

"Hello, Voodoo Donuts here. How can I help you?"

Raymond, breathing heavily with donut crumbs flying out of his mouth: "One... more.. dozen."

 

[Sedatedfork]

Lamarcus Aldridge?

 

[barfo]

Ant. He'll come back weighing 300 lbs.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

Ant. He'll come back weighing 300 lbs.

Olshey sees a lot of potential in him as our center of the future.

 

[jlprk]

Zach Collins, finally. His trainer read this thread and got him to hang out with Kemp.

 

[kjironman1]

Zach Collins, finally. His trainer read this thread and got him to hang out with Kemp.

This one yes please-

This one hopefully not-

Kemp was an incredible player. But very troubled.

This is Shawn Kemp today.

Now His son is playing and might become even better than his father. Here is a story.
https://www.sportscasting.com/shawn-kemps-addiction-issues-killed-his-nba-career-but-not-his-legacy/

 

[illmatic99]

CJ already looks chubby on his IG live stuff

 

[BlazerWookee]

Mrs. HCP is getting a LOT less exercise lately...

 

[julius]

Now His son is playing and might become even better than his father. Here is a story.
https://www.sportscasting.com/shawn-kemps-addiction-issues-killed-his-nba-career-but-not-his-legacy/

Wow, his son looks old .

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Now His son is playing and might become even better than his father. Here is a story.
https://www.sportscasting.com/shawn-kemps-addiction-issues-killed-his-nba-career-but-not-his-legacy/

Doesn't have enough children to field at least an entire roster?

 

[Rastapopoulos]

CJ already looks chubby on his IG live stuff

And it looks like he's living in his robe...

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I'm already at least one lockout Kemp. If my wife keeps baking to keep herself occupied while she's stuck at home I'm gonna add another lockouts worth.

 

[The Professional Fan]

I'm already at least one lockout Kemp. If my wife keeps baking to keep herself occupied while she's stuck at home I'm gonna add another lockouts worth.

I'm gonna be a fat guy with a mullet when this is all said and done.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

I'm gonna be a fat guy with a mullet when this is all said and done.

You're growing a mullet?

 

[The Professional Fan]

You're growing a mullet?

Can’t get a haircut! I suppose I could try myself but I know I’m the kind of dude that would massively fuck it up

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Can’t get a haircut! I suppose I could try myself but I know I’m the kind of dude that would massively fuck it up

Even so, it’d probably be better than the mullet.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Wow, his son looks old .

which one?

I'm gonna be a fat guy with a mullet when this is all said and done.

gonna die it blonde and shoot guns into the lake all day???

not planning on running for governor are you?

 

[The Professional Fan]

Even so, it’d probably be better than the mullet.

This is a really good point. Thanks for lifting me up in this time of need

 

[Shaboid]

This is a really good point. Thanks for lifting me up in this time of need

Go with the mullet

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Remember when Shawn Kemp came back from the lockout twice the size he was when it started? What current NBA player is going to emerge from Social Isolation having totally let himself go? My money's on Jokic.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

"Playing both the 4 and 5 position for the Denver Nuggets..."

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Shockingly, Jokic looks more like the lockout Chadwick Boseman...

 

[tlongII]

Shockingly, Jokic looks more like the lockout Chadwick Boseman...

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