Who's ready for the end of the world?

[Denny Crane]

I honestly don't even know what I should get for protection if I decide to go that route. Do I get a handgun, a shotgun, or a rifle? It would not be for hunting or for offense, just for defense in case of emergency.

I'd think the most badass one your comfortable with. You could ask at the guns and banjos store.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I honestly don't even know what I should get for protection if I decide to go that route. Do I get a handgun, a shotgun, or a rifle? It would not be for hunting or for offense, just for defense in case of emergency.

if its defense you want a handgun, maybe a shotgun if you really need to disintegrate someone

but all 3 would be preferable, maybe a few of each actually

 

[Further]

I'd think the most badass one your comfortable with. You could ask at the guns and banjos store.

That's it! I'll get meself a banjo. [Hillbilly accent] Yeeeeee hawwwwwww! And I'll just sit on the porch with the banjo in my lap and a toothpick in my mouth, a jug labeled xxx leaning against my shoeless left foot, and there ain't a person in the world who would mess with me.[/hillbilly accent]

I actually have a friend who is a banjo luthier and has made some bad ass banjos.

 

[Denny Crane]

I think brainiac makes a good point. If you want to defend yourself against a guy with a knife, get a handgun. If he's got a handgun, you're better off with the shotgun. If it's two or three guys coming at you, something that's semi automatic or fully automatic. But the liberals took away the automatic weapons back in the Clinton years...

 

[speeds]

End of the world via alien invasion?